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A young man was showing off his new sports car to his girlfriend. She was thrilled at the speed.
"If I do 200mph, will you take off your clothes?" he asked. "Yes!" said his adventurous girlfriend. And as he gets up to 200, she peeled off all her clothes. Unable to keep his eyes on the road, the car skidded onto some gravel and flipped over. The naked girl was thrown clear, but he was jammed beneath the steering wheel. "Go and get help!" he cried. "But I can't. I'm naked and my clothes are gone!" "Take my shoe", he said," and cover yourself." Holding the shoe over her pubes, the girl ran down the road and found a service station. Still holding the shoe between her legs, she pleaded to the service station proprietor, "Please help me! My boyfriend's stuck!" The proprietor looked at the shoe and said, "There's nothing I can do...he's in too far."  
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 i really laughed out loud
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nice.
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Sorry, don't get this one. He's supposed to be stuck in the shoe or somethin?
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uk, you do come up with some good ones!
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HAH!
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com-on suzan,,,u got to be kidden
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com-on suzan,,,u got to be kidden Wish I was, I am not myself today so it just went over my head. |
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