Saddam Hussein was in his tent in the desert, surrounded by thousands of Iraqi troops, when on a hill close by, one lone American soldier stood and shouted,"Come on, you cowardly bastards! I'll take you all on, you worthless pieces of crap!" Saddam called his generals and told them to send 3 of his finest soldiers up the hill and kill him. 5 minutes later, the American soldier was back up on the hill, repeating the challenge, "Come on you worthless......". Saddam called his generals again and instructed them to send 10 more up there and kill that SOB! 5minutes later, same thing again American soldier repeats his challenge. Now pissed off, Saddam sends 100 troops up the hill. 5 minutes later, the American soldier is back.... Suddenly, one of the Iraqi soldiers stumbling down the hill, bloodied, and shouts, "Watch out! It's a trap! There's 2 of them!"

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