I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes.

I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and only suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better have a big **** or huge tits.

I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think.

I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place.

I've learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you're down will be the ones who do.

I've learned that we don't have to ditch bad friends - because their dysfunction makes us feel better about ourselves.

I've learned that no matter how you try to protect your children, they will eventually get arrested and end up in the
local paper.

I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.

I have learned that Life is what you make of it!!!!! not what it could make of you!!

soooo true

I agree...#1 is what i am learning now!! lol

here here!!

that was great!

Amen to that sister!!!

we cannot feel life until we see we wrote our own script before we got here, hence why it say connect back to ourself, our father

Amen....so true...this needs to be printed and put on refrigerators.....

it is on our refrigerators where we keep our food......written on each things heart, where we eat what we believe

Also learned in life cant please every one so be sure to please your self first and foremost.