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| Topic: WHY AM I MARRIED? | |
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>> You have two choices in life: >> You can stay single and be miserable, >> or get married and wish you were dead. >> >> __________ >> >> >> >> At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, >> 'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the >> >> wrong finger?' >> 'Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.' >> >> >> >> __________ >> >> >> >> A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: >> 'Husband Wanted'. >> Next day she received a hundred letters. >> They all said the same thing: >> 'You can have mine.' >> >> >> >> __________ >> >> When a woman steals your husband, >> there is no better re venge than to let her keep him. >> >> >> >> >> __________ >> >> >> >> A woman is incomplete until she is married. >> >> Then she is finished . >> >> >> >> __________ >> >> >> >> >> A young son asked, >> 'Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa >> a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?' >> >> >> Dad replied, 'That happens in every country, >> son.' >> >> >> >> __________ >> >> >> >> Then there was a woman who said, >> 'I never knew what real happiness was until I got >> married, >> and by then, it was too late.' >> >> >> >> __________ >> >> >> >> Marriage is the triumph of imagination over >> intelligence. >> >> >> >> __________ >> >> If you want your spouse to listen and >> pay strict attention to every word you say... >> >> talk in your sleep. >> __________ >> >> >> >> Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men >> would go through life thinking they had no faults at >> all. >> >> >> >> __________ >> >> First guy says, 'My wife's an angel!' >> Second guy remarks, 'You're lucky, mine's still >> alive.' >> >> >> >> __________ >> >> >> >> 'A Woman's Prayer: > > Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, to understand a man , >> >> >> to Love and to forgive him , and for patience, >> for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for Strength >> I'll just beat him to death' >> >> >> >> __________ >> >> >> AND NOW FOR THE FAVORITE!!! >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with >> their nine children. A blind man joins them after a >> few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it >> overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are >> able to fit onto the bus. >> >> So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. >> After a while, the husband gets irritated by the >> ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it >> on the sidewal k, and says to him, 'Why don't you put >> a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That >> ticking sound is driving me crazy.' >> >> The blind man replies, 'If you had put a rubber at >> the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus, so >> shut up.' |
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lol...thanks for that!!
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lol funny
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"When a woman steals your husband,
there is no better re venge than to let her keep him. " AMEN TO THAT!! lmao |
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