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Topic: My last one of the night (May offend)
uk1971 Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 22015	Mon 02/11/08 10:12 PM
This advert appeared on a Pet Shop window Clitoris - licking frog available - apply within. This girl goes into the shop and says to the guy ’I’m interested in the clitoris - licking frog can you tell me anything ? The man replies ’ Bonjour madam’ ferme la porte.'

sexykarebear Joined Wed 12/12/07 Posts: 747	Mon 02/11/08 10:15 PM
This advert appeared on a Pet Shop window Clitoris - licking frog available - apply within. This girl goes into the shop and says to the guy ’I’m interested in the clitoris - licking frog can you tell me anything ? The man replies ’ Bonjour madam’ ferme la porte.' que? ferme la porte means?

uk1971 Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 22015	Mon 02/11/08 10:21 PM
This advert appeared on a Pet Shop window Clitoris - licking frog available - apply within. This girl goes into the shop and says to the guy ’I’m interested in the clitoris - licking frog can you tell me anything ? The man replies ’ Bonjour madam’ ferme la porte.' que? ferme la porte means? Roughly franslated. 'At your service'

sexykarebear Joined Wed 12/12/07 Posts: 747	Mon 02/11/08 10:24 PM
lmao so he was the french frog who was the clitoris licker? thats great sort of like the toad trained in the art of cunnilingus and when it doesn't work she takes it back and puts the frog between her legs and says see? he won't do it and the store keeper says I'll only show you one more time...

funnydude Joined Sat 05/19/07 Posts: 553	Mon 02/11/08 10:28 PM
I guess we have to learn German

sexykarebear Joined Wed 12/12/07 Posts: 747	Mon 02/11/08 10:29 PM
I guess we have to learn German ah non ma petite c'est francois!

funnydude Joined Sat 05/19/07 Posts: 553	Mon 02/11/08 10:34 PM
I guess we have to learn German ah non ma petite c'est francois! oh,my gosh!!I didn't know you speak German too

sexykarebear Joined Wed 12/12/07 Posts: 747	Mon 02/11/08 10:35 PM
I guess we have to learn German ah non ma petite c'est francois! oh,my gosh!!I didn't know you speak German too oui oui Ma cherie, affluente

sexykarebear Joined Wed 12/12/07 Posts: 747	Mon 02/11/08 10:36 PM
I guess we have to learn German ah non ma petite c'est francois! oh,my gosh!!I didn't know you speak German too oui oui Ma cherie, affluente und ich kann deustch sprechen

funnydude Joined Sat 05/19/07 Posts: 553	Mon 02/11/08 10:39 PM
I guess we have to learn German ah non ma petite c'est francois! oh,my gosh!!I didn't know you speak German too oui oui Ma cherie, affluente und ich kann deustch sprechen I don't want to brag,but I can speak every language but greek

sexykarebear Joined Wed 12/12/07 Posts: 747	Mon 02/11/08 10:51 PM
I guess we have to learn German ah non ma petite c'est francois! oh,my gosh!!I didn't know you speak German too oui oui Ma cherie, affluente und ich kann deustch sprechen I don't want to brag,but I can speak every language but greek uh huh ques cu c'est mon ami?

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