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 And please no farting!!!
You took all the fun out it chevy..Dam you!
At least I didn't say poopie!!
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How's the water???????????????? nice and warm. Party ppl. Who's got the brew??????????/
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How's the water???????????????? nice and warm. Party ppl. Who's got the brew??????????/
Yea it nice and warm...but you don't even what to know how that happened..
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Edited by
uk1971
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Sun 02/10/08 08:00 PM
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How's the water???????????????? nice and warm. Party ppl. Who's got the brew??????????/
Barb ))) the water is always at the right temp and I'll set up a menu and drinks list tomorrow. 
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 Well. Unfortunately, it's 5 am here and I need to get some sleep. But I SHALL return with supplies.   
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sigh...i must call it a night folks. i so wish i could stay and hang out in the bubbles, alcohol and friends but the alarm and boss will have expectations quite early tomorrow so asleep i go...
here's to sweet dreams to all... |
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<<<<<<<<<<<Happy as a pig in sh!t.
 I got to see my kids today for the first time since last October.
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I am happy for you!!!
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I am happy for you!!! Thanks.
It's really brightened my day and week. |
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Edited by
uk1971
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Mon 02/11/08 02:59 PM
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As promised, here's a light menu to tempt your taste buds while visiting my humble abode
Soups and Starters Canapés selection Smoked Salmon, Blue Crab, and Keta Caviar Blinis Freshly made mini roulade of salmon and of spinach and cream cheese Home Made tiny Bruchetta with tomato and basil Selection of dainty mixed canapés Soups Rich Consomme with Old Malmsey Real Chicken Soup Fresh Vegetable soup Minestrone Soup Soup Potage Crecy (Cream of Carrot) Starters selection A full Russian Style Zakuska with Iced Vodka (5 star) Wafer thin slices of Fresh Salmon in Ciboulette sauce Home made Terrine of Veal or Venison and Wilde Boar (5 star) Roasted Vegetable Timbales with shaved Parmesan Balsamic and walnut dressing Forshmak Smoked fish apple and potatoes baked in a ramekin with creamy sauce Soufflé's Suisse’s individual cheese soufflé in sauce Carpaccio of Fresh Tuna Freshly cooked Lobster on the half shell (5 star) Caviar and Blinis with all trimmings(5 star) Seared Sea Bass Mignons with crisply fried shallots and lime and ginger jus (5 star) Warm Duck Salad on Wild Rocket with Cranberry garnish Mini Steak Tartar with Quail Egg and garnishes Towering Sea Food selection on crushed ice. Seasonal fare (5 star) Smoked Salmon individual Soufflé's Coquille St Jacques Smoked Salmon Pâté Chili Prawns Spinach and Smoked salmon Roulade Baked Peppers and Aubergines Sicilian Tomato and Mozzarella tarts with Goats Cheese Stuffed Vine Leaves with Lamb and Mint Cheese and Leek Flan Roquefort Cheese Soufflé (large) Smoked Salmon Souffle (large) Strong Cheese Souffle (Large) main courses Fish and Seafood Fresh Lobsters as you wish (5 star) Cajun Trout Seared Sea Bass with crisply fried shallots and lime and ginger jus (5 star) Lobster Thermidor (5 star) Herb-Baked Salmon Creole Jambalaya Spaghetti with Clam Sauce Steamed Salmon with Hollandaise Sauce Seafood Quiche Seafood Stuffed Pancakes with Lobster Sauce Manor House Fish Pie Whole dressed Salmon COLD fried Halibut with Chrain (5 star) Kulebiaka Salmon in Filo Pastry Poultry Slow Roasted Chicken Lemon Chicken Lebanese Style Chicken in Lemon Sauce Chicken Gumbo Deep South Style Chicken with Caramelise Onions Moroccan Chicken with Chickpeas Roast Duck with Orange Glaze Tandoori Chicken and Couscous Chicken Faberge Imperial (stuffed with Lobster) (5 star) Chicken Faberge Tsar Stuffed with Foie Grass and Truffle (5 star) Chicken Faberge Romanoff stuffed with pate and enclosed in a puff pastry case All the above are decorated to look like a Faberge Egg Ethiopian Chicken Stew Doro Wat Quails en Sarcophage (5 star) Traditional Roast Goose with all the trimmings (5 star) Breast of Duck or Goose cooked with apples and Calvados (5 star) Meats Fillet of Beef Colbert (top picture 5 star) Whole pan roasted fillet of Beef in Caramelised Orange & Madeira Sauce Vegetarian Chestnut Pate en Croute with Port and Cranberry Sauce (5 star) Fillet of Lamb en Croute with Redcurrant glaze (5 star) Beef Stroganoff with Matchstick Potatoes Beef Bourgignon Slow Baked Spare Ribs Moroccan Lamb with Couscous Osso Buco Pork Tenderloin with Cider Sauce Authentic Chile Con Carne Toulouse Sausages in Red Onions and Red Wine Special Shepherd's Pie Steak and Kidney Pie or Pudding Beef en Croute (whole or individual) Pink roast leg of Lamb Medallions in Port and Redcurrant Sauce Baked Lamb Shanks Roast Rack of Lamb Venison Daub Roast Saddle of Venison (5 star) Ruby Red Devon Beef Roasts and Steaks (5 star) Vegetables Baked Cannellini Beans Broccoli Supreme Cauliflower au Gratin Garden Vegetable Casserole Zucchini Vegetables au Gratin Dauphin Potatoes Stuffed Baked Potatoes Duchess Potato Mediterranean Roasted Vegetables timbale Cucumber & Dill Salad Spiced glazed carrots Baked Sweet Potatoes Butternut Squash Crunchy roast potatoes Rostii (baby) Frizzled Shallots Beetroot Confit Broccoli Supreme Cauliflower au Gratin Asparagus Spears with foaming Hollandaise Accompaniments Fragrant Jasmine Rice (White) Couscous Spanish Rice Sautéed Vegetables Mashed Potatoes (with herb of your choice) Noodles Aubergine Salad Cucumber Salad Mixed Green Salad Beet Salad Special Menus Thai Dinner Kerala Dinner Pacific Rim Fusion Dinner Ethiopian Dinner Japanese Dinner Scandinavian Dinner Spanish Dinner Kosher Dinner Hal al Dinner Desserts Berry Crown dessert Individual Tart Tatin Lemon meringue pie Lemon steamed puddings Pain Perdu Poached Pears Baked Cheesecake Sticky Chocolate Pudding Luxury Bread and butter Pudding Various fruit Bavarois Passion Fruit Cheesecake Gateaux St Honoree with Strawberries Dark Chocolate Mousse White Chocolate and Blackberry Mousse Fruit Pavlova New Zealand Style French and English Cheeseboards Home made Rolls with hand made French Butter Drinks and filthy drinks List.
The Society's Port A bottle of Mackeson's, a small bottle of lucozade The Bloodies Bloody Paddy 1/2 pint of Guinness and a bottle of tomato juice Bloody Red Baron Tomato juice, Campari, port Bloody Silly Take a glass and eat it! Bloody Disgusting Tomato juice, Pernod, Southern Comfort, lime juice Bloody Expensive Tomato juice, anything else until the price exceeds a fiver Bloody Tourist Tomato juice, Coke Stir with a straw until it coagulates Between the Devil and the Deep Blue Sea Tomato juice, Blue curaco Bloody Boring Tomato juice, tomato juice Bloody Carter Tomato juice, vodka, a packet of peanuts Bloody Peculiar Tomato juice, pint of Old Peculier Battered Baby Tomato juice, Babycham Bloody Discharge Tomato juice, green ginger wine Bloody Soviets Russchian, tomato juice Bloody Meredith Triple vodka, drop of tomato juice Bloody Awful See The Number of the Beast. Bloody Aardvark Advocaat, tomato juice The Aardvarks The Aardvark Advocaat, cherry brandy, blackcurrant juice, cherry and ice to taste Aardvark Never Did Anyone Any Harm Advocaat, sulphuric acid Long Aardvark Snow-ball, a small bottle of cherry wine, black currant juice, extra lemonade as required Soft Aardvark Advocaat, Cointreau, bitter lemon Aardvark Mac (Gay Aardvark) Advocaat, green ginger wine Clean Aardvark Advocaat, gin, blackcurrant juice Devil's Advocaat (Demoniacal Aardvark) Advocaat, Tabasco sauce Strawberry Aardvark Campari, Advocaat Bombed Out Aardvark Advocaat, malt whisky, ginger wine, lime, lemon (bitter) Pregnant Aardvark Aardvark, milk Scottish Aardvark Aardvark and Drambuie Scotch Aardvark Aardvark and scotch Sick Aardvark Aardvark and coke A Course of Physics Physics A can of coke, a packet of peanuts Advanced Physics A pint of boiling Guinness Absolute Zero One Polo in a glass Voltaic Jar One U2, pint of lager Packs a real charge Neutronium Condensed milk, black treacle Seeing Stars Telescope Bacardi, a packet of Polos Twelve of these and you see stars Neutron Star Neutronium, flat Stella Artois Super Nova 1 Glass of liquid nitrogen, 1 glass of boiling Guinness Black Hole Mackeson, port, blackcurrant juice, dark rum ... and anything else you care to think of because you can add anything to a black hole without affecting it! Naked Singularity Black hole with an ice cube Universe Galaxy chocolate in Guinness Cosmic Egg Egg flip, Space Dust Cosmic Chicken Cosmic egg + time Great Red Spot Hot chocolate, dollop of raspberry jam Asteroid Belt Peanuts in Guinness White Dwarf Calpis, vodka Callisto Ice on the rocks Machines and Men Sonic Screwdriver Vodka, orange juice, Rice Krispies Fire Extinguisher Bacardi, Coke, half a pound of sherbet Towering Inferno Bacardi, chilli powder Peanut Separator Lime, vodka, Pernod, Cinzano, pineapple, ice ...Any ideas for a crisp separator? Cyberaid Cider, beer Calculator Pimms no. 1 until you reach the required number Programmable calculator Calculator, chips Cyborg Cider, Tuborg V2 Vimto, Vimto Demolishes entire cities Captain Vimto 1 Captain Morgan's rum, 1 Vimto TV Theakston's Bitter, Vimto You know it's bad for your eyes Miscellany One Elric of Melnibone Vodka, milk and two cherries Finnegan's Wake-up A pint of lager (Stella is best), a small can of baked beans James Joyce Half a pint of Guinness, a packet of Handy-Andies James Joyce Russian Style (Vodka and something soft) Vodka, 1 Handy-Andy, if required extra strong, use two The Hugo Winners The Demolished Man One avocado, coconut liquer, gin, vodka, milk, ice. Place in blender. Frappe. Pour in large glass and top up with lemonade. They'd Rather Be Right But it's more fun to be wrong. Gin and coke or Bacardi and tonic. Double Star A double of two-star brandy. Of course. The Big Time Slimovitz, Pimm's, Vimto and Orange juice. You remember, the scene where someone gets turned inside out... A Case of Conscience You'll lose yours with this: Foster's and vodka (to be drunk by the Dozen) Starship Troopers Grenadine, cream and blue curaco. Fly the flag! This'll teach those gooks a thing or two. A Canticle for Leibowitz German white wine with Gherkins (a can of pickles for Liebfraumilch). Stranger in a Strange Land Sambuca, Amaretto, Mango juice (hey what's all this stuff doing in my glass?) The Man in the High Castle Sake and schnapps. On the Rockies. No wonder they won the war. Way Station Ten pints of Carling Black Label. Start walking briskly to nearest way station. The Wanderer Parfait Amour and Galiano. Makes you wander, doesn't it? ...And Call Me Conrad After this you could call me Cynthia and I wouldn't care. Ouze and Domestika. Add a dash of godhood to taste. Dune Lager and Galiano. Add sand and worms as desired. The Moon is a Harsh Mistress Starship Troopers plus seven years and a piece of green cheese. Lord of Light Malibu, cream, vodka, with a sparkler. Stand On Zanzibar Just try after drinking this. Dark rum, Light rum, whisky, gin, brandy, vodka, curaco, cherry brandy, advocaat, sherry, tomato juice, pineapple juice, creme de cacao, kahlua, cream ... that's if you can find room for them in the glass. The Left Hand of Darkness Water and crushed ice. Pretty futile, isn't it? Ringworld Green lager with Polo mints. An old CUSFS favourite (yawn). To Your Scattered Bodies Go Southern Comfort, Silver Label Smirnoff, dark rum, Bailey's Irish Cream, crushed ice. Serve in a highball glass. Now pick up the pieces. The Gods Themselves Foster's lager. What else do you think the God's drink? Rendezvous with Rama 3 parts dry Martini, 3 parts dry sherry, 3 parts dry ice. Remember, the Ramans do everything in threes. (Well, ALMOST everything.) The Disposessed A Whimbo and a tripple-thick shake. If you can swallow this you can swallow anything. The Forever War Parfait Amour, Creme de Menthe, Pernod, Ginger wine and Royal Mint Chocolate Liqueur. Now try and get it to go down. That's the Forever War! Where Late the Sweet Birds Sang Bird's eye peas, sweet vermouth and ice. Would you vote for this? Gateway Opens up new synapses... you'll find things in your head you never knew you had. Cointreau, gin, Campari, lemonade and ice. Stir. Garnish with lemon. Who are the Heechee? Dreamsnake Cream'n'sake. Pretty cunning, eh? The Fountains of Paradise Champagne - shake well before serving. The Snow Queen Advocaat, vodka and lemonade. (Unoriginal, but at least it's better than Ringworld Engineers.) Downbelow Station A pint of gravel with a discarded ticket top. Well that's all that's below most stations! Foundation's Edge Vodka, creme de cacao, gin, blackcurrant, malibu and cointreau. Potentially very good but leaves a nasty taste in the mouth! Startide Rising A pint of seawater to the accompanyment of 'Iron Maiden'. Conversely seawater and Metal Hurlant Neuromancer Vodka, vodka, vodka, pineapple juice, white rum, white rum, white rum and orange juice. It sounds like too much hard work but tastes wonderful! Miscellany Two Wee A few drops of lager. Make up to a pint with water Canteen Coffee Dubonnet, cream sherry, cherry brandy, Advocaat, orange juice to remove taste A Cure for the Common Cold Martini, Creme De Menthe, cherry brandy, Campari Soulfire Whisky, Worcester Sauce Lifesaver Lager (green), Polos Top O' the Morning Guinness, cream Boatclub Special 1/2 pint Greene King, 1/2 pint of Cam water Lemming Pint of Trophy, orange juice, a twist of lemming Trojan Horse Bacardi, cherry brandy, Southern Comfort, sherry, Angostura Bitters Worcester sauce, slice of lemon (optional) Quick Lime Lime juice, teaspoonful of epsom salts A Whiter Shade of Pale 1 bottle of pale ale, 1/2 pint of milk National Health Orange Juice Grapefruit juice, Lucozade Any Port in a Storm Port, rum, brandy A Poke in the Eye 1 Cherry, 1 very sharp stick Get it? - you will! What do you call: tonic water, dry martini and bitters? Tonic water, Dry Martini, bitters Vodka optional I Have No Ice and Want to Cream A pint of warm skimmed milk Busted Kneecap Bourbon, dry ice mmm... Frazzles Peat Green lager, Frazzles Drambuie Shandy Drambuie, lemonade Blasphemy Glenfiddich, peppermint Sacrilege Chartreuse, peppermint Heresy Hennessy Cognac, peppermint French Kiss Pernod and Polos Try rolling your tongue around the hole... Harvey Court Special (A Serious Drink?) Cointreau, two measures of rose wine. Make up to half a pint with lemonade Green Dragon Creme De Menthe/Freezomint, Pernod, green ginger wine, green Chartreuse (optional), lime juice Long Slow Comfortable Screw Vodka, sloe gin, Southern Comfort, pineapple juice Iron Maiden Surgical alcohol, industrially synthesised aldehydes, engine oil, brake fluid, metal swarf, perished rubber and stale sweat. Marinate in an old leather jacket for five years and serve with a bicycle chain. The Iron Maiden Blue curaco, Blue Nun, Blue Vinney, Esso Blue and Blutak. Leaves a nasty taste in your mouth. U.F.O. A pint of lager (green), a packet of peanuts Speaks for Itself (as it crawls out of the glass) Coke, ginger ale, vodka, Campari, Bacardi, Vimto to taste (actually you can taste it without the Vimto) V and V Vodka, Vimto Southern Irish Guinness, green lager, Southern Comfort. Brian Aldiss Slimovitz, Vimto Beetle Double vodka, double Worcester sauce Smooth, like broken glass KitKat Flambe Polish vodka (or any other imflammable liquid), a Kitkat, a box of matches Dunk Kitkat in fuel, ignite Kitkat with a match and consume while still burning (No! the Kitkat, stupid.) Toffee Flambe As above only a lot stickier. Poteen Sunrise (by Bob Shaw) As a Tequila sunrise, but the sun doesn't come up Deathworld 1 Turkish coffee, creosote Deathworld 2 Coca Cola, Domestos Deathworld 3 Vinegar and antifreeze - or conversely buy some Austrian white wine! Mezmekzeeb Advocaat, Bacardi, Cinzano, Drambuie, egg, flip, Guinness, heavy water, ink, jelly, Kronenberg, Lucozade, Mackeson, Nescafe, olive oil, Pernod, Quarent y Tres, Ribena, semolina, tea, urine, Vimto, Worcester sauce, Xerox copying fluid, yoghurt, zychotic fluid Add rest of known universe to taste Algol 68 Ginger beer, coke (in that order) Algol 68C Algol 68, tomato juice. Metal Hurlant Lead, gold, osmium, tungsten, uranium and cobalt. Serve at 1200 degrees centigrade! The Number of the Beast 6 measures ouzo, 6 Babychams, 6 pints of Fosters. Tomato juice as required. Just try and stomach that lot. A Pint of Something Alcoholic Double vodka topped up with warm brine. Alexander A glass of cream and one (1) strawberry. Eater of Souls 1 measure Southern Comfort, 1 measure Baileys, the same again in fresh orange juice. Fill up to half a pint with coke, stir vigorously. Quantum Death (Pure) orange juice and Blue Curacao. One measure of Curacao to a half pint of orange juice makes a nice green colour. Glacier (Pure) orange juice, Stolichnaya vodka, blue food colouring, Alligator Baggies, pliers, liquid nitrogen. Mix one measure of Stoli and some food colouring in a baggie, twist the end and submerge in the LN_2 (using the pliers) until frozen. Pop into a half pint of orange juice and enjoy. Catastrophic exothermic reaction Vodka, Irn Bru and Tabasco Sauce. Serve orange. New Labour Cherry Brandy and Blue Curacao Bleeding Heart Liberal Advocaat. Add a drop of cherry brandy to the middle, and put a cherry on top. The Colin Greenland Rum. Then Lemsip with rum. Then another rum just in case. SeeMe Blue curacao, orange juice, tonic water, pineapple juice, a dash of purple grape juice to taste. Nondescript Purple grape juice, brandy, dark rum. Cuban Grenade Layer grenadine, pineapple juice and vodka. Drink whilst singing the Soviet national anthem in a hula skirt. Vorpal Blade Vodka, orange juice, pineapple juice, a knife. The Long, Dark, Twiglet Struggle Coke (long drink), dark rum, twiglets. Syrian lemon Frost/ice, double shot of vodka, grenadine to colour, 1 tsp golden syrup, stir lots to dissolve syrup, add a dash of lemon juice. Goblet of Fire I Layered grenadine, orange juice, dark rum. Goblet of Fire II Dark rum (alight). Shot in the Dark Shot of vodka (with glass) in dark rum. Cocabanana Coke, whole banana. Kate's jumper Layered grenadine, lemon juice, dark rum. Bloody Awful Mary Tomato juice, creme de menthe. Isaac Newton Apple juice and a drink for every colour of the rainbow. Winston Churchill Grenadine, vodka and onion. (Blood! sweat! and tears!) Trivial Cocktail An empty glass.
Trivial Cocktail on the glass An empty glass containing ice.
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No one around?
 I'm off to bed.
Night all.
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Dude, your just weird!
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Dude, your just weird!
Aren't we all? 
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So. Who's around today then?
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Hey Uk! How's your day?
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Hey Uk! How's your day?
((( CLEO ))) Hi It's evening here now, but it's been a warm and sunny day again here. Even the birds have started singing.
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Edited by
1956CLEO
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Tue 02/12/08 09:04 AM
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11:00 am in Louisiana.
Well it looks more like rain here, stormy looking clouds. Raining now, it's a nice day to sit at home and relax. |
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11:00 am in Louisiana. Well it looks more like rain here, stormy looking clouds. Raining now, it's a nice day to sit at home and relax. They've forecast temperatures up in the low 70s for later in the week. Spring has arrived here in Germany.
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Well I am just gonna have a juice and sit here in the jacuzzi, if you don't mind! Hmmm this feels good!
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Well I am just gonna have a juice and sit here in the jacuzzi, if you don't mind! Hmmm this feels good! Need the heating turned up?
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