Topic: UK1971s Jacuzzi Relaxation Spa
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Sun 02/10/08 07:44 PM


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And please no farting!!!laugh


You took all the fun out it chevy..Dam you! laugh



At least I didn't say poopie!!laugh laugh
thank god!!laugh laugh

SWEETENSEXYB's photo
Sun 02/10/08 07:48 PM
How's the water???????????????? nice and warm. Party ppl. Who's got the brew??????????/laugh laugh flowerforyou

68chevy's photo
Sun 02/10/08 07:51 PM

How's the water???????????????? nice and warm. Party ppl. Who's got the brew??????????/laugh laugh flowerforyou


Yea it nice and warm...but you don't even what to know how that happened..laugh laugh laugh

uk1971's photo
Sun 02/10/08 07:51 PM
Edited by uk1971 on Sun 02/10/08 08:00 PM

How's the water???????????????? nice and warm. Party ppl. Who's got the brew??????????/laugh laugh flowerforyou
Hey (((flowerforyou Barbflowerforyou ))) the water is always at the right temp and I'll set up a menu and drinks list tomorrow.:wink: bigsmile

uk1971's photo
Sun 02/10/08 08:03 PM
yawn yawn yawnWell. Unfortunately, it's 5 am here and I need to get some sleep. yawn yawn yawn But I SHALL return with supplies. bigsmile drinker smokin flowerforyou glasses

crackerjack123's photo
Sun 02/10/08 08:22 PM
sigh...i must call it a night folks. i so wish i could stay and hang out in the bubbles, alcohol and friends but the alarm and boss will have expectations quite early tomorrow so asleep i go...

here's to sweet dreams to all...

uk1971's photo
Mon 02/11/08 09:56 AM
<<<<<<<<<<<Happy as a pig in sh!t. :smile: :smile: :smile: I got to see my kids today for the first time since last October.
:smile: :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile:

1956CLEO's photo
Mon 02/11/08 12:30 PM
I am happy for you!!!

uk1971's photo
Mon 02/11/08 01:56 PM

I am happy for you!!!

Thanks. flowerforyou flowerforyou flowerforyou
It's really brightened my day and week. :smile: :smile: :smile:

uk1971's photo
Mon 02/11/08 02:48 PM
Edited by uk1971 on Mon 02/11/08 02:59 PM
As promised, here's a light menu to tempt your taste buds while visiting my humble abode

:smile: drinker smokin flowerforyou glasses


Soups and Starters


Canapés selection

Smoked Salmon, Blue Crab, and Keta Caviar Blinis
Freshly made mini roulade of salmon and of spinach and cream cheese
Home Made tiny Bruchetta with tomato and basil
Selection of dainty mixed canapés

Soups

Rich Consomme with Old Malmsey
Real Chicken Soup
Fresh Vegetable soup Minestrone Soup
Soup Potage Crecy (Cream of Carrot)

Starters selection

A full Russian Style Zakuska with Iced Vodka (5 star)
Wafer thin slices of Fresh Salmon in Ciboulette sauce
Home made Terrine of Veal or Venison and Wilde Boar (5 star)
Roasted Vegetable Timbales with shaved Parmesan Balsamic and walnut dressing
Forshmak Smoked fish apple and potatoes baked in a ramekin with creamy sauce
Soufflé's Suisse’s individual cheese soufflé in sauce
Carpaccio of Fresh Tuna
Freshly cooked Lobster on the half shell (5 star)
Caviar and Blinis with all trimmings(5 star)
Seared Sea Bass Mignons with crisply fried shallots and lime and ginger jus (5 star)
Warm Duck Salad on Wild Rocket with Cranberry garnish
Mini Steak Tartar with Quail Egg and garnishes
Towering Sea Food selection on crushed ice. Seasonal fare (5 star)
Smoked Salmon individual Soufflé's
Coquille St Jacques
Smoked Salmon Pâté
Chili Prawns
Spinach and Smoked salmon Roulade
Baked Peppers and Aubergines
Sicilian Tomato and Mozzarella tarts with Goats Cheese
Stuffed Vine Leaves with Lamb and Mint
Cheese and Leek Flan
Roquefort Cheese Soufflé (large)
Smoked Salmon Souffle (large)
Strong Cheese Souffle (Large)

main courses




Fish and Seafood

Fresh Lobsters as you wish (5 star)
Cajun Trout
Seared Sea Bass with crisply fried shallots and lime and ginger jus (5 star)
Lobster Thermidor (5 star)
Herb-Baked Salmon
Creole Jambalaya
Spaghetti with Clam Sauce
Steamed Salmon with Hollandaise Sauce
Seafood Quiche
Seafood Stuffed Pancakes with Lobster Sauce
Manor House Fish Pie
Whole dressed Salmon
COLD fried Halibut with Chrain (5 star)
Kulebiaka Salmon in Filo Pastry



Poultry

Slow Roasted Chicken
Lemon Chicken Lebanese Style
Chicken in Lemon Sauce
Chicken Gumbo Deep South Style
Chicken with Caramelise Onions
Moroccan Chicken with Chickpeas
Roast Duck with Orange Glaze
Tandoori Chicken and Couscous
Chicken Faberge Imperial (stuffed with Lobster) (5 star)
Chicken Faberge Tsar Stuffed with Foie Grass and Truffle (5 star)
Chicken Faberge Romanoff stuffed with pate and enclosed in a puff pastry case
All the above are decorated to look like a Faberge Egg
Ethiopian Chicken Stew Doro Wat
Quails en Sarcophage (5 star)
Traditional Roast Goose with all the trimmings (5 star)
Breast of Duck or Goose cooked with apples and Calvados (5 star)




Meats

Fillet of Beef Colbert (top picture 5 star)
Whole pan roasted fillet of Beef in Caramelised Orange & Madeira Sauce Vegetarian Chestnut Pate en Croute with Port and Cranberry Sauce (5 star)
Fillet of Lamb en Croute with Redcurrant glaze (5 star)
Beef Stroganoff with Matchstick Potatoes
Beef Bourgignon
Slow Baked Spare Ribs
Moroccan Lamb with Couscous
Osso Buco
Pork Tenderloin with Cider Sauce
Authentic Chile Con Carne
Toulouse Sausages in Red Onions and Red Wine
Special Shepherd's Pie
Steak and Kidney Pie or Pudding
Beef en Croute (whole or individual)
Pink roast leg of Lamb
Medallions in Port and Redcurrant Sauce
Baked Lamb Shanks
Roast Rack of Lamb
Venison Daub
Roast Saddle of Venison (5 star)
Ruby Red Devon Beef Roasts and Steaks (5 star)



Vegetables

Baked Cannellini Beans
Broccoli Supreme
Cauliflower au Gratin
Garden Vegetable Casserole
Zucchini
Vegetables au Gratin
Dauphin Potatoes
Stuffed Baked Potatoes
Duchess Potato
Mediterranean Roasted Vegetables timbale
Cucumber & Dill Salad
Spiced glazed carrots
Baked Sweet Potatoes
Butternut Squash
Crunchy roast potatoes
Rostii (baby)
Frizzled Shallots
Beetroot Confit
Broccoli Supreme
Cauliflower au Gratin
Asparagus Spears with foaming Hollandaise




Accompaniments

Fragrant Jasmine Rice (White)
Couscous
Spanish Rice
Sautéed Vegetables
Mashed Potatoes (with herb of your choice)
Noodles
Aubergine Salad
Cucumber Salad
Mixed Green Salad
Beet Salad



Special Menus

Thai Dinner
Kerala Dinner
Pacific Rim Fusion Dinner
Ethiopian Dinner
Japanese Dinner
Scandinavian Dinner
Spanish Dinner
Kosher Dinner
Hal al Dinner





Desserts

Berry Crown dessert
Individual Tart Tatin
Lemon meringue pie
Lemon steamed puddings
Pain Perdu
Poached Pears
Baked Cheesecake
Sticky Chocolate Pudding
Luxury Bread and butter Pudding
Various fruit Bavarois
Passion Fruit Cheesecake
Gateaux St Honoree with Strawberries
Dark Chocolate Mousse
White Chocolate and Blackberry Mousse
Fruit Pavlova New Zealand Style




French and English Cheeseboards Home made Rolls with hand made French Butter





Drinks and filthy drinks List.bigsmile


The Society's Port
A bottle of Mackeson's, a small bottle of lucozade


The Bloodies
Bloody Paddy
1/2 pint of Guinness and a bottle of tomato juice

Bloody Red Baron
Tomato juice, Campari, port

Bloody Silly
Take a glass and eat it!

Bloody Disgusting
Tomato juice, Pernod, Southern Comfort, lime juice

Bloody Expensive
Tomato juice, anything else until the price exceeds a fiver

Bloody Tourist
Tomato juice, Coke
Stir with a straw until it coagulates


Between the Devil and the Deep Blue Sea
Tomato juice, Blue curaco

Bloody Boring
Tomato juice, tomato juice

Bloody Carter
Tomato juice, vodka, a packet of peanuts

Bloody Peculiar
Tomato juice, pint of Old Peculier

Battered Baby
Tomato juice, Babycham

Bloody Discharge
Tomato juice, green ginger wine

Bloody Soviets
Russchian, tomato juice

Bloody Meredith
Triple vodka, drop of tomato juice

Bloody Awful
See The Number of the Beast.


Bloody Aardvark
Advocaat, tomato juice


The Aardvarks
The Aardvark
Advocaat, cherry brandy, blackcurrant juice, cherry and ice to taste

Aardvark Never Did Anyone Any Harm
Advocaat, sulphuric acid

Long Aardvark
Snow-ball, a small bottle of cherry wine, black currant juice, extra lemonade as required

Soft Aardvark
Advocaat, Cointreau, bitter lemon

Aardvark Mac (Gay Aardvark)
Advocaat, green ginger wine

Clean Aardvark
Advocaat, gin, blackcurrant juice

Devil's Advocaat (Demoniacal Aardvark)
Advocaat, Tabasco sauce

Strawberry Aardvark
Campari, Advocaat

Bombed Out Aardvark
Advocaat, malt whisky, ginger wine, lime, lemon (bitter)

Pregnant Aardvark
Aardvark, milk

Scottish Aardvark
Aardvark and Drambuie

Scotch Aardvark
Aardvark and scotch

Sick Aardvark
Aardvark and coke

A Course of Physics
Physics
A can of coke, a packet of peanuts

Advanced Physics
A pint of boiling Guinness

Absolute Zero
One Polo in a glass

Voltaic Jar
One U2, pint of lager
Packs a real charge


Neutronium
Condensed milk, black treacle

Seeing Stars
Telescope
Bacardi, a packet of Polos
Twelve of these and you see stars


Neutron Star
Neutronium, flat Stella Artois

Super Nova
1 Glass of liquid nitrogen, 1 glass of boiling Guinness

Black Hole
Mackeson, port, blackcurrant juice, dark rum ... and anything else you care to think of because you can add anything to a black hole without affecting it!

Naked Singularity
Black hole with an ice cube

Universe
Galaxy chocolate in Guinness

Cosmic Egg
Egg flip, Space Dust

Cosmic Chicken
Cosmic egg + time

Great Red Spot
Hot chocolate, dollop of raspberry jam

Asteroid Belt
Peanuts in Guinness

White Dwarf
Calpis, vodka

Callisto
Ice on the rocks


Machines and Men
Sonic Screwdriver
Vodka, orange juice, Rice Krispies

Fire Extinguisher
Bacardi, Coke, half a pound of sherbet

Towering Inferno
Bacardi, chilli powder

Peanut Separator
Lime, vodka, Pernod, Cinzano, pineapple, ice
...Any ideas for a crisp separator?


Cyberaid
Cider, beer

Calculator
Pimms no. 1 until you reach the required number

Programmable calculator
Calculator, chips

Cyborg
Cider, Tuborg

V2
Vimto, Vimto
Demolishes entire cities


Captain Vimto
1 Captain Morgan's rum, 1 Vimto

TV
Theakston's Bitter, Vimto
You know it's bad for your eyes



Miscellany One
Elric of Melnibone
Vodka, milk and two cherries

Finnegan's Wake-up
A pint of lager (Stella is best), a small can of baked beans

James Joyce
Half a pint of Guinness, a packet of Handy-Andies

James Joyce Russian Style (Vodka and something soft)
Vodka, 1 Handy-Andy, if required extra strong, use two



The Hugo Winners
The Demolished Man
One avocado, coconut liquer, gin, vodka, milk, ice. Place in blender. Frappe. Pour in large glass and top up with lemonade.

They'd Rather Be Right
But it's more fun to be wrong. Gin and coke or Bacardi and tonic.

Double Star
A double of two-star brandy. Of course.

The Big Time
Slimovitz, Pimm's, Vimto and Orange juice. You remember, the scene where someone gets turned inside out...

A Case of Conscience
You'll lose yours with this: Foster's and vodka (to be drunk by the Dozen)

Starship Troopers
Grenadine, cream and blue curaco. Fly the flag! This'll teach those gooks a thing or two.

A Canticle for Leibowitz
German white wine with Gherkins (a can of pickles for Liebfraumilch).

Stranger in a Strange Land
Sambuca, Amaretto, Mango juice (hey what's all this stuff doing in my glass?)

The Man in the High Castle
Sake and schnapps. On the Rockies. No wonder they won the war.

Way Station
Ten pints of Carling Black Label. Start walking briskly to nearest way station.

The Wanderer
Parfait Amour and Galiano. Makes you wander, doesn't it?

...And Call Me Conrad
After this you could call me Cynthia and I wouldn't care. Ouze and Domestika. Add a dash of godhood to taste.

Dune
Lager and Galiano. Add sand and worms as desired.

The Moon is a Harsh Mistress
Starship Troopers plus seven years and a piece of green cheese.

Lord of Light
Malibu, cream, vodka, with a sparkler.

Stand On Zanzibar
Just try after drinking this. Dark rum, Light rum, whisky, gin, brandy, vodka, curaco, cherry brandy, advocaat, sherry, tomato juice, pineapple juice, creme de cacao, kahlua, cream ... that's if you can find room for them in the glass.

The Left Hand of Darkness
Water and crushed ice. Pretty futile, isn't it?

Ringworld
Green lager with Polo mints. An old CUSFS favourite (yawn).

To Your Scattered Bodies Go
Southern Comfort, Silver Label Smirnoff, dark rum, Bailey's Irish Cream, crushed ice. Serve in a highball glass. Now pick up the pieces.

The Gods Themselves
Foster's lager. What else do you think the God's drink?

Rendezvous with Rama
3 parts dry Martini, 3 parts dry sherry, 3 parts dry ice. Remember, the Ramans do everything in threes. (Well, ALMOST everything.)

The Disposessed
A Whimbo and a tripple-thick shake. If you can swallow this you can swallow anything.

The Forever War
Parfait Amour, Creme de Menthe, Pernod, Ginger wine and Royal Mint Chocolate Liqueur. Now try and get it to go down. That's the Forever War!

Where Late the Sweet Birds Sang
Bird's eye peas, sweet vermouth and ice. Would you vote for this?

Gateway
Opens up new synapses... you'll find things in your head you never knew you had. Cointreau, gin, Campari, lemonade and ice. Stir. Garnish with lemon. Who are the Heechee?

Dreamsnake
Cream'n'sake. Pretty cunning, eh?

The Fountains of Paradise
Champagne - shake well before serving.

The Snow Queen
Advocaat, vodka and lemonade. (Unoriginal, but at least it's better than Ringworld Engineers.)

Downbelow Station
A pint of gravel with a discarded ticket top. Well that's all that's below most stations!

Foundation's Edge
Vodka, creme de cacao, gin, blackcurrant, malibu and cointreau. Potentially very good but leaves a nasty taste in the mouth!

Startide Rising
A pint of seawater to the accompanyment of 'Iron Maiden'. Conversely seawater and Metal Hurlant

Neuromancer
Vodka, vodka, vodka, pineapple juice, white rum, white rum, white rum and orange juice. It sounds like too much hard work but tastes wonderful!


Miscellany Two
Wee
A few drops of lager. Make up to a pint with water

Canteen Coffee
Dubonnet, cream sherry, cherry brandy, Advocaat, orange juice to remove taste

A Cure for the Common Cold
Martini, Creme De Menthe, cherry brandy, Campari

Soulfire
Whisky, Worcester Sauce

Lifesaver
Lager (green), Polos

Top O' the Morning
Guinness, cream

Boatclub Special
1/2 pint Greene King, 1/2 pint of Cam water

Lemming
Pint of Trophy, orange juice, a twist of lemming

Trojan Horse
Bacardi, cherry brandy, Southern Comfort, sherry, Angostura Bitters Worcester sauce, slice of lemon (optional)

Quick Lime
Lime juice, teaspoonful of epsom salts

A Whiter Shade of Pale
1 bottle of pale ale, 1/2 pint of milk

National Health Orange Juice
Grapefruit juice, Lucozade

Any Port in a Storm
Port, rum, brandy

A Poke in the Eye
1 Cherry, 1 very sharp stick
Get it? - you will!


What do you call: tonic water, dry martini and bitters?
Tonic water, Dry Martini, bitters
Vodka optional


I Have No Ice and Want to Cream
A pint of warm skimmed milk

Busted Kneecap
Bourbon, dry ice
mmm...


Frazzles Peat
Green lager, Frazzles

Drambuie Shandy
Drambuie, lemonade

Blasphemy
Glenfiddich, peppermint

Sacrilege
Chartreuse, peppermint

Heresy
Hennessy Cognac, peppermint

French Kiss
Pernod and Polos
Try rolling your tongue around the hole...


Harvey Court Special (A Serious Drink?)
Cointreau, two measures of rose wine. Make up to half a pint with lemonade

Green Dragon
Creme De Menthe/Freezomint, Pernod, green ginger wine, green Chartreuse (optional), lime juice

Long Slow Comfortable Screw
Vodka, sloe gin, Southern Comfort, pineapple juice

Iron Maiden
Surgical alcohol, industrially synthesised aldehydes, engine oil, brake fluid, metal swarf, perished rubber and stale sweat. Marinate in an old leather jacket for five years and serve with a bicycle chain.

The Iron Maiden
Blue curaco, Blue Nun, Blue Vinney, Esso Blue and Blutak. Leaves a nasty taste in your mouth.

U.F.O.
A pint of lager (green), a packet of peanuts

Speaks for Itself (as it crawls out of the glass)
Coke, ginger ale, vodka, Campari, Bacardi, Vimto to taste
(actually you can taste it without the Vimto)


V and V
Vodka, Vimto

Southern Irish
Guinness, green lager, Southern Comfort.

Brian Aldiss
Slimovitz, Vimto

Beetle
Double vodka, double Worcester sauce
Smooth, like broken glass


KitKat Flambe
Polish vodka (or any other imflammable liquid), a Kitkat, a box of matches
Dunk Kitkat in fuel, ignite Kitkat with a match and consume while still burning (No! the Kitkat, stupid.)


Toffee Flambe
As above only a lot stickier.

Poteen Sunrise (by Bob Shaw)
As a Tequila sunrise, but the sun doesn't come up

Deathworld 1
Turkish coffee, creosote

Deathworld 2
Coca Cola, Domestos

Deathworld 3
Vinegar and antifreeze - or conversely buy some Austrian white wine!

Mezmekzeeb
Advocaat, Bacardi, Cinzano, Drambuie, egg, flip, Guinness, heavy water, ink, jelly, Kronenberg, Lucozade, Mackeson, Nescafe, olive oil, Pernod, Quarent y Tres, Ribena, semolina, tea, urine, Vimto, Worcester sauce, Xerox copying fluid, yoghurt, zychotic fluid
Add rest of known universe to taste


Algol 68
Ginger beer, coke (in that order)

Algol 68C
Algol 68, tomato juice.

Metal Hurlant
Lead, gold, osmium, tungsten, uranium and cobalt. Serve at 1200 degrees centigrade!

The Number of the Beast
6 measures ouzo, 6 Babychams, 6 pints of Fosters. Tomato juice as required. Just try and stomach that lot.

A Pint of Something Alcoholic
Double vodka topped up with warm brine.

Alexander
A glass of cream and one (1) strawberry.

Eater of Souls
1 measure Southern Comfort, 1 measure Baileys, the same again in fresh orange juice. Fill up to half a pint with coke, stir vigorously.

Quantum Death
(Pure) orange juice and Blue Curacao. One measure of Curacao to a half pint of orange juice makes a nice green colour.

Glacier
(Pure) orange juice, Stolichnaya vodka, blue food colouring, Alligator Baggies, pliers, liquid nitrogen. Mix one measure of Stoli and some food colouring in a baggie, twist the end and submerge in the LN_2 (using the pliers) until frozen. Pop into a half pint of orange juice and enjoy.


Catastrophic exothermic reaction
Vodka, Irn Bru and Tabasco Sauce. Serve orange.

New Labour
Cherry Brandy and Blue Curacao

Bleeding Heart Liberal
Advocaat. Add a drop of cherry brandy to the middle, and put a cherry on top.

The Colin Greenland
Rum. Then Lemsip with rum. Then another rum just in case.

SeeMe
Blue curacao, orange juice, tonic water, pineapple juice, a dash of purple grape juice to taste.

Nondescript
Purple grape juice, brandy, dark rum.

Cuban Grenade
Layer grenadine, pineapple juice and vodka. Drink whilst singing the Soviet national anthem in a hula skirt.

Vorpal Blade
Vodka, orange juice, pineapple juice, a knife.

The Long, Dark, Twiglet Struggle
Coke (long drink), dark rum, twiglets.

Syrian lemon
Frost/ice, double shot of vodka, grenadine to colour, 1 tsp golden syrup, stir lots to dissolve syrup, add a dash of lemon juice.

Goblet of Fire I
Layered grenadine, orange juice, dark rum.

Goblet of Fire II
Dark rum (alight).

Shot in the Dark
Shot of vodka (with glass) in dark rum.

Cocabanana
Coke, whole banana.

Kate's jumper
Layered grenadine, lemon juice, dark rum.


Bloody Awful Mary
Tomato juice, creme de menthe.


Isaac Newton
Apple juice and a drink for every colour of the rainbow.

Winston Churchill
Grenadine, vodka and onion. (Blood! sweat! and tears!)

Trivial Cocktail
An empty glass.bigsmile

Trivial Cocktail on the glass
An empty glass containing ice.bigsmile


uk1971's photo
Mon 02/11/08 09:54 PM
No one around? ohwell I'm off to bed.yawn yawn yawn

Night all. :smile: drinker flowerforyou glasses

pajaro90's photo
Mon 02/11/08 09:56 PM
Dude, your just weird! noway

uk1971's photo
Mon 02/11/08 10:13 PM

Dude, your just weird! noway


Aren't we all? :tongue: bigsmile

uk1971's photo
Tue 02/12/08 08:01 AM
So. Who's around today then? huh

:smile: drinker flowerforyou glasses

1956CLEO's photo
Tue 02/12/08 08:48 AM
Hey Uk! How's your day?flowerforyou

uk1971's photo
Tue 02/12/08 08:59 AM

Hey Uk! How's your day?flowerforyou

(((flowerforyou CLEOflowerforyou ))) Hi It's evening here now, but it's been a warm and sunny day again here. Even the birds have started singing. :smile: :smile:


1956CLEO's photo
Tue 02/12/08 09:03 AM
Edited by 1956CLEO on Tue 02/12/08 09:04 AM
11:00 am in Louisiana.
Well it looks more like rain here, stormy looking clouds. Raining now, it's a nice day to sit at home and relax.

uk1971's photo
Tue 02/12/08 09:25 AM

11:00 am in Louisiana.
Well it looks more like rain here, stormy looking clouds. Raining now, it's a nice day to sit at home and relax.


They've forecast temperatures up in the low 70s for later in the week. Spring has arrived here in Germany. laugh laugh laugh

1956CLEO's photo
Tue 02/12/08 09:46 AM
Well I am just gonna have a juice and sit here in the jacuzzi, if you don't mind! Hmmm this feels good!

uk1971's photo
Tue 02/12/08 10:06 AM

Well I am just gonna have a juice and sit here in the jacuzzi, if you don't mind! Hmmm this feels good!


Need the heating turned up? laugh laugh laugh