* Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any group of
mammals that exist- especially fruit bats. (batty)

* Lions will have sex about 500 times with one mate. This is to ensure
fertilization. (any excuse)

* In Texas it is illegal to have sex with a fish, in Florida it is
illegal to get a fish drunk, and N. Carolina thought both laws were good
so there it is illegal to have sex with a drunk fish.

* Sperm Whales are sexually mature at birth.

* In Argentina, it is rumored that eating cats is good for your health
and stimulates sexual potency.

* You can tell a turtle's sex by its sound. Males grunt, females hiss.

* Human birth control pills work on gorillas.

* The eagle has sex while going up to 60 mph. in flight, and it is
common for both eagles to hit the ground before they finish. (out with a
bang)

* Apart from humans, certain species of chimpanzee are the only animals
to experiment sexually. They have been known to 'wife swap' and indulge
in group sex. (brings a whole new meaning to monkeying around)

* According to Dr. David Gems, a British geneticist, sex-craved male
mice, who spend 5 to 11 hours per day pursuing female mice, could live
years longer if they abstained.

* In the past 60 years, the groundhog has only predicted the weather
correctly 28% of the time. The rushing back and forth from burrows is
believed to indicate sexual activity, not shadow seeking.

* A certain musical note can sexually excite grown cats -- the same note
when played for kittens makes them want to go to the bathroom.

* If disconnected, the sex organs (or gonads) of an armadillo are still
active.

* The ten-inch Banana Slugs of the Northwest end their 30 hour
hermaphroditic mating session by chewing off each other's male sex
organs. (Banana Bobbit)

* Mosquitoes perform a sex act that lasts only 2 seconds. (some women
have met a man like this)

* The largest living animal, the blue whale, naturally enough also has
the largest penis, measuring approximately 10 feet long and 1 foot in
diameter. It's cousin, the sperm whale, gets as big as 9 feet. And yes,
the sperm whale is so named because early sailors thought those gallons
of white, gooey oil found in its head was indeed sperm.

* Long a symbol of sexual potency, the rhinoceros can ejaculate ten
times or more during his half hour session with a female. They also have
penises that are 2 feet long. (what did you expect with a horn like
that)

* Though barnacles can't move, they still mate via an extraordinarily
long penis (150% their body length) that reaches over and into the
female's mantle cavity.

* Female chimpanzees have been observed masturbating with their fingers,
twigs and a water faucet. (stay of the water)

* A drone honeybee will wait his whole life for one chance to mate with
a queen. As soon as the queen opens her sting chamber to receive him, he
explodes, his genitals bursting forth like a detonating grenade.
Plugged, the queen flies away, leaving the drone to fall to the ground
dead and eviscerated, albeit with a smile on his face.

* Fleas are known to engage in sex immediately after feasting on
rabbit's blood specifically if the opportunity presents itself.

* Gorilla penises are only a third of that of an average man's.

* Humans aren't the only female animals that can experience orgasm; some
rabbits and ferrets do as well. (how do they find this out)

* A whale's penis is called a dork, which incidentally, is where we get
the derogatory slang. (dork face)

* Porpoises have been known to engage in group sex. (they do it on
porpoise)

* Pigs do indeed have a corkscrew-shaped penis. When engaged in sex, the
male's penis will make semi-rotary actions until it becomes firmly
secured in the folds of the female's cervix at which point the male
ejaculates, a process which in itself takes as long as 30 minutes. (is
this why they call it screwing? 30 minutes?! Lucky pig!)

* Female baboons have been known to engage in a primitive form of
prostitution by stealing food during sex.

* The average mink sexual encounter lasts for several hours (how do you
think they get their coats so shiny)?

* 22.75 hours is the current record for the longest rattlesnake mating
session.

* The female bedbug is born without any external sex organs. So the male
bedbug has to use his pointed penis to drill a hole into her partner's
gut and deposit his sperm into her bloodstream. During long spells
without access to human blood, the female's been known to dine on her
male partner's semen. (go on drill her)

* Capuchin monkeys usually say hello by showing each other their
erections.

* Perhaps the originator of the "quickie," a baboon engages in a typical
sex session that lasts all of 15 seconds.

WELL I CAN SAY I'VE GOT THE RATTLESNAKE BEAT!!! LOL
BUT SOME WERE COOL.....AND PLEASE, KEEP THEM DAMM BED BUGS AWAY
FROM ME,,,,WOW, IM REALLY GLAD WE DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT,LOL...

GAGGING on my poptart here !!! eeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

hey I've met a few Capuchun Guys!!!

Don't let a Monkey on your shoulderds. You might get an ear infuckion.
LOL

I've definately met some guys that must be related to the baboon..

Again a proof theory of Evolution.
Man looks like Baboon. Well, actually a baboon has a dogs nose. So that
proves that baboons can be man's best friend too. LOL