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| Topic: ORGASM TYPES (My first one of the day) | |
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Sex in a boat = Oargasms
Sex with a nerd = Dorkgasms Sex at the entrance to your house = Doorgasms Sex on the carpet or linoleum = Floorgasms Sex at the supermarket = Storegasms Sex with wild pigs = Boargasms Sex at a Stephen King movie = Horrorgasms Sex with a prostitue = Whoregasms Sex with a storyteller = Loregasms Sex with an accountant = Boregasms Sex while sleeping = Snoregasms Sex with Arthur = Dudley Mooregasms Sex with cartoon donkeys = Eeyoregasms Sex while broke = Poorgasms Sex with a lion = Roargasms Sex for hours and hours on end = Soregasms Sex on a golf course = Foregasms Sex with a nymphomaniac = Ready for Moregasms Sex in a gold mine = Oregasms Sex with a dermatologist = Poregasms Sex with the vice president = Al Goregasms Sex with chocolate marshmallows = S'moregasms Sex with a bullfighter = Toreadorgasms Sex with a masked man carrying a sword = Zorogasms Sex on the beach = Shoregasms Sex when you get an award = Honogasms Sex at an all you can eat buffet = Smorgasbordgasms Sex on a cruise ship deck = Shuffleboardgasms Sex in Asia = Singaporegasms Sex among the wonders of the world = Outdoorgasms Sex in the vicinity of garbage can = odorgasms Sex on the way to the train = All aboardgasms Sex that isn't very satisfying = there's the doorgasms Sex during hay fever season = Sporegasms Sex using plastic cutlery = Sporkgasms Sex with a Medieval poet = Troubadorgasms Sex in an adult theater = Hardcoregasms Sex with conquering Spaniards = Conquistadorgasms Sex with someone not paying attention = Ignorgasms Sex with a competitive partner = scoregasms Sex in a firehouse = Firedoorgasms Sex with an Icelandic singer = Bjorkgasms Sex with the host of a horrible t.v. show = Pauly Shoregasms Sex with a cookie = Oreogasms Sex while flying = Soargasms Sex with a bugle player = Horngasms Sex with an astronaut who didn't make it into space = Abortgasms Sex with a beloved partner = Adoregasms Sex with a meat eater = Carnivoregasms Sex with a person who's got a really bad hairdo = Pompadoregasms Sex with someone who has really bad taste in clothes = Velourgasms Sex while sightseeing = Tourgasms Sex with a big dog = Labradorgasms Sex with Beavs and Butthead = Gonnascoregasms Sex during an earthquake = Tremorgasms Sex on farm implements = Tractorgasms Sex with Thomas Edison = Inventorgasms Sex with a construction worker = Contractorgasms Sex at a symphony orchestra = Conductorgasms Sex with a person who examines dead bodies = Coronergasms Sex on the stairs at the mall = Escalatorgasms Sex while hopelessly drunk on shooters = Liquorgasms Sex with a possessive partner = Yourgasms Sex with Frankenstein's assistant = Igorgasms Sex with three of your friends = Fourgasms Sex with a Norse God = Thorgasms Sex when resistance is futile = Borggasms Sex without a climax = Nogasms   |
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you have way too much time on your hands!!!!
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Edited by
kolhauszer
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Sun 02/10/08 08:21 AM
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what about sex with chocolate and marshmellows....smorgasms
i missed it waitwait...you did miss one....sex with a tennis player.. bjorn borgasms
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sex with a dumb woman-blondegasms
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sex with a dumb woman-blondegasms i think you missed the point... you dont see any patterns here... but nice add on |
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