An elderly man in Winklespruit calls his son in Cape Town and says, 'I
hate to ruin your Christmas, but I have to tell you that your mother and
I are divorcing; 35 years of misery is enough.'
'Dad, what are you talking about?' the son screams.
'We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,' the old man says.
'We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you
call your sister in England and tell her,' and he hangs up.
Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. 'Like heck
they're getting divorced,' she shouts, 'I'll take care of this.'
She calls her dad immediately, and screams at the old man, 'You are NOT
getting divorced! Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling
my brother back, and we'll both be there on Friday. Until then, don't do
a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?' and hangs up.
The old man hangs up and turns to his wife.
'Okay,' he says, 'they're coming for Christmas and paying their own
airfares.'

lol

ROFLMAO


HUMMM GOOD IDEAL LOL ONE WAY TO GET THEM TO PAY THERE OWN WAY LOL!

lmAO that is way too funny. don't give my parents any ideas there is 6
of us.LOL

LMAO maybe I can use this in a few years

ROFLMAO. cant write laughing

LOL

~HILARIOUS~:)

ROFLMAO. Too bad I can't use that line. Hilarious.

ice our parents would only need to get u here for Christmas. The rest
of us are already here. lol Besides I'm the older sister and would have
already taken care of it. lol

age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill.lol...M.

I like the way you think Michael. LOL

as we live we learn,and visa-versa...M.

nicee.