A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She
was determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching,
so she placed an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two cowboys
applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk.
She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied She
decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him
around the house than the drunk.
He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew
a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked hard and the
ranch was doing very well.
Then one day, the rancher's widow said "You have done a really good
job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up
your heels." The hired hand readily agreed and went into town on
Saturday night.
He returned around 2:30 am, and upon entering the room, he found the
rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting
for him.
She quietly called him over to her "Unbutton my blouse and take it
off," she said. Trembling, he did as she directed. "Now take off my
boots." He did as she asked, ever so slowly. "Now take off my socks."
He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots. Now take
off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in
the fire light. "Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling hands,he
did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.
Then she looked at him and said: "If you ever wear my clothes into town
again, you're fired!"

THAT WAS TOO GOOD LOL

roflmao!!! omg too funny

now thats funny ...if U think UR blue tick Hound is going to win
prettiest of show U might be a gay Redneck...If U R favorite movie is a
toss up between brokeback MT. and Superman returns U might be a gay
redneck...If U got a rainbow flag opposite of Dale Earnhart flag on the
back of your SuV U might be a gay redneck...If U know how to use a
blowdryer better then a handgun U might be a redneck...If your kitchen
and Living Room in U trailer home appears on a home improvement show
because it corrdinates U might be a gay Redneck...lastly if U reply to
any of these 'That der is so true' U might be a gay redneck

good shit lol.........