Do the Math.....

I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver, who cut
right in front of a pickup truck, causing the driver to drive onto the
shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver enough
that he hung his arm out his window and gave the woman the finger. "Man,
that guy is stupid," I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile nicely and
wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in
traffic, and here's why:

I drive 48 miles each way every day to work, That's 96 miles each day.

Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper.

Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway.

There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles.

That works out to 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.

Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper, I figure I
pass at least another 4000 cars.

That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass every
day.

Statistically, females drive half of these, That's 18,000 women drivers!

In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS, That's 642.


According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying
or unrewarding, That's 449.

According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females have
seriously considered suicide or homicide, That's 98.

And 34% describe men as their biggest problem, That's 33.

According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry
weapons and this number is increasing.

That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female that
has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously

considered suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed.

Give her the finger? I don't think so.

Oh my gosh, this is so good. Will have to share this one with friends.

I agree though, not getting worth shot at because someone cuts you off
in traffic.

Thanks, I needed a smile today.

I have always been armed, I will remain armed.....I will also extend my
ARM and flip a beautiful middle finger at anyone who violates the rules
of the road......it'll more than likely be worse if i have to compromise
my driving or even worse if I wreck my car.

smart man...and this one will follow you to where you live and have you
say that to my face.

I was looking at the stats on this and the one that says "In any given
group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS, That's 642." I think is wrong since
it's based solely on the days in a month. If I'm correct woman suffer
from PMS more than "One" day a month (right)?

With that said and since the Ratio of this number is also equal to the
final conclusion: That would mean he drives by 3, 4 or 5 woman that are
armed and Homicidal (dependent on how many days a month a woman
experinces PMS).....

too much time there Sluggo???

LoL....I'm having someone that continally posts Poems tell me I'm
spending too much time pasting an email and then running a simple
mathmatical equation... go figure.. ;-)

i'd give her two. it's still no excuse if she did it on pupose.

WOW, TO BE REAL HERE. BECAUSE I LIVE ON THE ROAD!!!!!

I'VE SEEN WAY TO MANY 'REAL' LIFE DEATH'S DUE TO ROAD RAGE!

THAT TO SEE HUMOR IN IT SADDENS ME!

MOSTLY INSANE TRUCK DRIVERS??? BUT STILL, THERE ARE ALOT OUT

HERE WHO WILL 'SHOW' YOU "THEIR-NUTS" OVER JUST A BIRD!!

i've seen the same thing iam but sometimes people are just way too
careless on the road. i don't make it a habit of showing my displeasure
to bad drivers but sometimes you just let it fly and both of you have to
deal with your consequences

I've been cut-off several times and pushed into the shoulder, squeezed,
or rode half-on half-off the road and fortunately didn't have an
accident. yeah, I get pissed at the other driver and react, but
honestly, most often it was my own damn fault for speeding. It's hard
for someone to safely chage lanes, when there's some idiot who appears
out of no-where moments between when a driver checks his rearview
mirror and begins excecuting their lane change!

And yes, I guess I just called myself an idiot. But I'm trying...

44Hello at least you admit it

THANKS KING, AND HEY 44, IN OVER TWO MILLION MILES AND TO BE

'REAL' HERE, WOW, OHHHHH-HELL YEAH--I'VE MADE MY SHARE OF DUMB'

ASS MISTAKES,,,LOL. BUT IT HAS GOTEN WAY MORE CROWDED ON THESE

ROADS AND IT USE TO BE YOU COULD COUNT ON US TRUCKERS TO BE GOOD

AND SAFE AND FRIENDLY,,,,,,,,NOT,,,,THERE ARE AS MANY CRAZY ASS

TRUCKERS OUT HERE AS THE FOUR-WHEELERS..CARS AND PICK-UPS...

SO JUST DO THE BEST YA CAN, AND KEEP YOUR EYES ALWAYS ON THEM,

THE OTHERS ALL AROUND YOU IN TRAFFIC EVERYDAY!!!BE GOOD..LOL

oh yea...I know I have too much time on my hands...lol...M.

You ain't kidding 4U, I've probably got close to a mil in car miles
with infrequent mishaps. It's not like 1978 when I started driving, and
I love motorcycling but haven't in about 10 years because of
over-crowding and careless drivers.

well I have always driven for a living, not a tractor trailer, and I
have seen and done alot of rediculously stupid shit. Surprised to have
lived thru half of it.

Sluggo....do you use drugs...?

LMAFAO! Why would you ask that Ontario....

But to answer the question...NO!

Heres a prayer for you on that subject

Heavenly Father, Help us remember that the person who cut us off in
traffic last night is a single mother who worked nine hours that day and
is rushing home to cook dinner, help with homework, do the laundry and
spend a few precious moments with her children.