Topic: a few short jokes
sexykarebear's photo
Sat 02/09/08 03:38 PM
What's the definition of mixed emotions?
When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new mercedes.

Did you hear about the latest over-the-counter scare?
Someone slipped Krazy Glue into Preparation H.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her when she REally misbehaved?
They left the plunger in the toilet.

Did you hear about the Polish terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.



funnydude's photo
Sat 02/09/08 04:09 PM
laugh laugh u r 2 funny