The divorce case was an especially acrimonious one, as the wife was suing on the grounds that her husband completely failed to satisfy her. "Frankly," she advised the court in a stage whisper, "he was so poorly endowed-and I mean tiny-that it just wasn't even worth the effort."
The sympathetic judge awarded a large cash settlement to the woman, and as she left the stand and walked past her husband, she hissed, "So long sucker."
Sticking a finger in each corner of his mouth and pulling it as wide as possible, he said, "so long *****."

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lmao its saying she lied and that he was rather large

I'm so sorry darling but I still don't see it

*shrugs* ok, I'm sorry, he pulled his lips apart to show how far tehy have to go if she was sucking him....now?

suck what? I still don't get it

lmao she was talking about how he couldn't get her off that he was sooo tiny that it wasn't even worth the effort, but when she said so long sucker he pulled his lips wide as if to say liar and said so long b i t c h lol

I understood from the very begining,I just want to see how long you'll keep explainning,I'm just messing with ya,'cuz we like ya

meanie. lol

I'm so sorry

lol it's all good fun, no worries. you got me everytime, I was thinking geez do I have to explain this?