A young lady went out on a date with a young man she foudn quite attractive, so after dinner and the movies she invited him back to her apartment. Sitting him down on the couch with a drink, she proceeded to nibble on his ear, play with his hair, and so on, but the fellow only pulled up his collar and rubbed his hand together for warmth. The young lady pulled out all the stops, sitting on his lap, even directing his hands to the appropriate portions of her anatomy. But he took no action whatsoever and violently resisted her efforts to unbutton even a single one of his outer garments.
Finally in desperation, after a particualrly passionate kiss had met with no response, she said, "you know, I have a hole down here."
"Oh," he said with evident relief, "so that's where the draft is coming from."

I lost my virginity, but I still know where the box is it came in.