Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are
always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that
something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum
cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to
give
the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a
shopping
cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?"
Well, it
isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling
off
the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer
when
we complained about the heat?

Why can't I stay awake? Your points are f*ckin' hilarious. I just
knocked over a cup full of Red Bull trying to catch a pen at my desk.
Oh shit......it's on my shirt.

Ohhhhhhhhhh those were just tooo good!

WHY WHY CANT U " S T F U "

I GUESS ITS ONE OF LIFE'S MYSTERIES ! !

Be nice spay!

spay dont bother me hes a punk

NO ONE IS BOTHERING YOU RANDY - THE BUBBLE BATH THING IS A LITTLE WIERD
- BUT EVERYTHINBG ELSE U WROTE WAS INTERESTING

spay, if you think the bubble bath thing is weird...you should try
taking a bubble bath :P

lmao

no problem spay i just get tired of the stfu you have no respect for
people on here

those are good why's..

can anyone answer why

why not? lol