An elderly guy walks into a bar and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:

#1 CHEESEBURGER: $1.50
#2 CHICKEN SANDWICH : $2.50
#3 HANDJOB: $10.00

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar
and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive women serving drinks.
Yes? she inquires with a knowing smile,
can I help you?
I was wondering, whispers the man, are you the one who gives the #3?
Yes, she purrs, I am.
The man replies, "Well go wash your hands because I want a cheeseburger!"

cute
not what i expected

that's great!!