A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day,
10 lb. weight loss program.

The next day, there's a knock on the door and
there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic,
19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair
of Nike running shoes and a sign around her
neck.

She introduces herself as a representative of
the weight loss company. The sign reads, 'If
you can catch me, you can have me.'

Without a second thought, he takes off after
her. A few miles later puffing and puffing,
he finally gives up. The same girl shows up
for the next four days and the same thing
happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself
and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs.
as promised.

He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20
pound program. The next day there's a knock at
the door and there stands the most stunning,
beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his
life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running
shoes and a sign around her neck that reads,
'If you catch me you can have me'.

Well, he's out the door after her like a shot.
This girl is in excellent shape and he does
his best, but no such luck. So for the next
four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.

Much to his delight on the fifth day when he
weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost
another 20 lbs. as promised. He decides to go
for broke and calls the company to order the
7-day/50 pound program.

'Are you sure?' asks the representative on the phone.
'This is our most rigorous program.'
'Absolutely,' he replies, 'I haven't felt this good in years.'

The next day there's a knock at the door; and
when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running
shoes and a sign around his neck that reads,
'If I catch you, your ass is mine.'

He lost 63 pounds that week

ROFL cute

that's a good one