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Topic: Whats wrong with me!?
yanksfan431's photo
Sat 02/09/08 12:03 AM
So im 22 years old and never kissed a girl. Is something wrong with me? I take advice from real life friends but it never works out. So basically I want you guys to rip into and point out all my faults so i can stop this **** cause im sick of it.

Wonderbread's photo
Sat 02/09/08 12:05 AM
Uhm....lets see....
Be yourself, brush your teeth, find a girl you like, lean in, press lips to lips and hope for the best.
Of course if the moments right.
Or just be ballsy like me, take them out on a date, and get that elusive end of the night kiss on the cheek, but turn as the go iN!

Cambolaya65's photo
Sat 02/09/08 12:06 AM
get some ruffies....

curios789's photo
Sat 02/09/08 12:06 AM

Uhm....lets see....
Be yourself, brush your teeth, find a girl you like, lean in, press lips to lips and hope for the best.
Of course if the moments right.
Or just be ballsy like me, take them out on a date, and get that elusive end of the night kiss on the cheek, but turn as the go iN!


Lmao, give it to him straight. laugh

briank66's photo
Sat 02/09/08 12:07 AM
Feed them copious amounts of alcohol...it works everytime. smokin drinker

darkowl1's photo
Sat 02/09/08 12:08 AM
tell them your predicament, they may kiss you to be the first, i'm not lying, try it you'll like it!drinker drinker drinker

curios789's photo
Sat 02/09/08 12:08 AM
Or roofies! laugh J/K, DON'T DO THAT! DATE RAPE IS BAD KIDS! explode

Cambolaya65's photo
Sat 02/09/08 12:08 AM
he should take them bro

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Sat 02/09/08 12:09 AM
How come youve never kissed a girl?huh

yanksfan431's photo
Sat 02/09/08 12:09 AM
i usually try the dating thing but i heard every thing, but i always get rejected...

hikerchick's photo
Sat 02/09/08 12:10 AM
tell them you don't want to kiss them


oops. I just gave away one of our sacred secrets. embarassed

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Sat 02/09/08 12:12 AM
if your trying for the really pretty girls then maybe you shouldnt be so picky(at first at least)try some less attractive girls, then when you got some game,move on up.

darkowl1's photo
Sat 02/09/08 12:12 AM
if these girls kiss you on line, girls near you will kiss you in persondrinker

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Sat 02/09/08 12:13 AM
Tell them that youre gay.......they will even undress in front of you!!! ashahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!laugh drinker laugh

Cambolaya65's photo
Sat 02/09/08 12:14 AM

tell them you don't want to kiss them


oops. I just gave away one of our sacred secrets. embarassed
exactly..i lost my virginity by telling a gal shes ugly

darkowl1's photo
Sat 02/09/08 12:14 AM
Edited by darkowl1 on Sat 02/09/08 12:16 AM

if your trying for the really pretty girls then maybe you shouldnt be so picky(at first at least)try some less attractive girls, then when you got some game,move on up.

maybe nice? girls, because pretty girls aren't neccessarily moving up. don't mistake kindness for weakness,, visually pretty girls are not often nice

Wonderbread's photo
Sat 02/09/08 12:15 AM

i usually try the dating thing but i heard every thing, but i always get rejected...

Rejection is the road to finding a great person in your life. Your not the only one to have to deal with such things, although I hate to admit it (being the allmighty wonderbread in all) I get rejected quite a bit, but you can't let that stop you. Honestly, as lame as it may sound, I look at it like a video game. You go and go and go, then you find a challenging part. You can't beat it, so what do you do? Easy, go back through, see what you did wrong, and then work from there.
Honestly dude, the worse thing that can ever happen is that she says "No" and then its her loss.

darkowl1's photo
Sat 02/09/08 12:17 AM


i usually try the dating thing but i heard every thing, but i always get rejected...

Rejection is the road to finding a great person in your life. Your not the only one to have to deal with such things, although I hate to admit it (being the allmighty wonderbread in all) I get rejected quite a bit, but you can't let that stop you. Honestly, as lame as it may sound, I look at it like a video game. You go and go and go, then you find a challenging part. You can't beat it, so what do you do? Easy, go back through, see what you did wrong, and then work from there.
Honestly dude, the worse thing that can ever happen is that she says "No" and then its her loss.


beautifully put!drinker drinker

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Sat 02/09/08 12:18 AM
although I hate to admit it (being the allmighty wonderbread in all)

AHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

Wonderbread's photo
Sat 02/09/08 12:22 AM

although I hate to admit it (being the allmighty wonderbread in all)

AHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

ROFL
I laughed too when i typed it.
I spelled Almighty wrong!

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