This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had a
pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an
unusual pet. After some discussion he finally bought a centipede, (100 leg
bug), which came in a little white box to use for his house. He took the box
home, found a good location for the box, and decided he would start off by
taking his new pet to the bar for a drink. So he asked the centipede in the
box, "Would you like to go to Frank's place with me and have a beer?" But
there was no answer from his new Pet. This bothered him a bit, but he waited
a few minutes and then asked him again, "How about going to the bar and
having a drink with me?" But again there was no answer from his new friend
and pet. So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He
decided to ask him one more time. This time putting his face up against the
centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to
Frank's place and have a drink with me?

A little voice came out of the box: "I heard you the first time ! I'm
putting my f*cking shoes on!"

lmao

i don't know why but this joke like cracks me up an unnatural amount haha

here's your sign.......and they live amongest us.

lmaooo