The tight skirt
>> >
>> > In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman
>> > wearing a tight mini skirt was waiting for a bus. As the bus
>> > stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her
>> > skirt was too
>> > tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of
>> > the
>> > bus.
>> >
>> > Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she
>> > reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this
>> > would give her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the
>> > step, only to discover that she couldn't.
>> >
>> > So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her
>> > to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time
>> > attempted the step. Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not
>> > raise her leg. With a little smile to the driver, she again
>> > reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to take
>> > the step.
>> >
>> > About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked
>> > her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of
>> > the bus. She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan
>> > and yelled, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you
>> > are!"
>> >
>> > The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would
>> > agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda
>> > figured we was friends

Love it

that rocks

REPEAT!! but still funny!

Thats a good one!

That's good...