Topic: May I Eat Your Liver? | |
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Ok I wrote this awhile ago , I was thinkin what it would b like if
Hannibal Lecter was to pick someone up in a bar..yeah I know I am a demented and twisted gurl lol May I Eat Your Liver?? May I buy you a drink? May I buy you another? May I take you home? May I eat your liver? No, no, no thats not what I meant You see, sometimes I say silly things Really it's ok, please join me on the couch May I kiss you? May I touch you? Oh you are so beautiful Your hair is like silk Your skin, oh so soft Yes, yes close your eyes Oh? That little prick you felt? Oh, that was nothing Yes, yes close your eyes Sleep now my beauty May I cut you? May I drink your blood? May I eat your liver? Oh such fragrant smells from my kitchen A sautee'd fresh liver A side of kidneys Oh your spleen makes a nice salad topping Oh you are so succulent my beauty May I eat your liver? |
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LOL well that one gave me a good giggle...LOL that was funny..LOL
DONT PISS CCP OFF..lol she like liver..LOL and wanted u out of her face..LMAO |
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LOL Sherrie
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Price has a song called "May I eat your Pu**y"
I like "may i eat your liver" a lot better |
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PRINCE...sorry typo
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lol the truth came out..LOL... she really wants you out of her face..LOL
but she wants to eat u first then she gets rid of u..LOL we love u CCP..:P |
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I really like it. But I'm twisted and demented anyway.
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LOL Sherrie your a nut but I love ya
Thanks Karma :) |
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Ohhhhh my lol hell ya left the best part the brain lol
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CCP....this was the funniest shit ever......lol....!
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Txs I think the question she needs to answer "Was there a brain?" could
be a blonde thing. lol |
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