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Yo momma is so fat that she has to put her belt on with a boomerang!!!!
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yo momma's so fat she deep frys her tooth paste
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"Yo momma so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does."
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yo momma is so fat the council has issued her with her own area code
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 Yo momma's so dirty she smells like hot ass on a cold day
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"Yo momma so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does." this is a really good one. |
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Yo mommas so greasy she uses bacon for bandaids
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yo momma is so fat you have to slap her thigh to catch a wave out
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Yo mommas so greasy she uses bacon for bandaids
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yo momma is so fat and hairy when you were born you got carpet burn
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yo momma is so fat and hairy when you were born you got carpet burn |
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yo momma is so fat and hairy when you were born you got carpet burn oh my, i just imagined that |
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yo momma is so fat and hairy when you were born you got carpet burn oh my, i just imagined that poor kid |
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yo momma is so fat she has to walk 10m before her ass gets off the seat
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yo momma so black you can draw white stripes on her with charcoal
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yo momma is so fat every time she walks she registers 7.8 on the rector scale
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your momma so fat when she puts on her yellow raincoat people yell...Yo Taxi
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your momma so stupid she took a spoon too the Super Bowl.
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your momma so fat she broke her leg and gravy started pouring out.
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your momma is so old I told her to act her age and she dropped dead.
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