"Love Me Or Hate Me" a song orginally done by Lady Sovereign but I tweaked it a little for my own purposes here

Love me or hate me, its still an obsession.
Love me or hate me, that is the question.
If you love me then Thank you!
If you hate me then f*ck you!
Love me or hate me, its still an obsession.
Love me or hate me, that is the question.
If you love me then Thank you!
If you hate me then f*ck you!

I'm fat, I need a diet.
No, in fact i'm just f*ckin right
And I ain't got the biggest breast-s-s, but I write all the best disses.
I got hairy armpits, but I don't walk around like this.
I wear a big baggy t-shirt that hides that nasty sh*t.
Ugh!
Never had my nails done.
Bite them down until they're numb.
I'm the one with the enormous bum,
Now I dont really give a....Ugh!
I'm late for my shepherd's pie
Like a high maintenance chick missin' her diamonds.
Now bow down to your royal highness.

Love me or hate me, its still an obsession.
Love me or hate me, that is the question.
If you love me then Thank you!
If you hate me then f*ck you!
Love me or hate me, its still an obsession.
Love me or hate me, that is the question.
If you love me then Thank you!
If you hate me then f*ck you!

I'm that funky little monkey with the tiniest ears.
I don't like drinkin fancy champy,
I'll stick wit Sam Adams beers.
Whoops, might burp in ya face,
A little unlady-like,
What can I say?
Well oh gosh i'm not posh, a b*tch wit strapon cocks.
I do what i'm doin YEAH!
So everybody's entitled to opinions,
I open my mouth and hell I get sh*t on.

Love me or hate me, its still an obsession.
Love me or hate me, that is the question.
If you love me then Thank you!
If you hate me then f*ck you!
Love me or hate me, its still an obsession.
Love me or hate me, that is the question.
If you love me then Thank you!
If you hate me then f*ck you!

So I cant dance and I really cant sing.
I can only do one thing,
And that's be Lady Valkyrie!
So I cant dance and I really cant sing.
I can only do one thing,
And that's be Lady Valkyrie!

Love me or hate me, its still an obsession.
Love me or hate me, that is the question.
If you love me then Thank you!
If you hate me then f*ck you!
Love me or hate me, its still an obsession.
Love me or hate me, that is the question.
If you love me then Thank you!
If you hate me then f*ck you!

I can only do one thing,
And that's be Lady Valkyrie!

i think lady sovereign's the shyt. i love accents. lol