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| Topic: Your 2008 Horoscope ) May offend) | |
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ARIES
You tend to be headstrong and deliberate in your actions. Basically you don't give a f*ck about anyone. Most people hate you but you couldn't care less. You're the type of person who would masturbate at a wedding TAURUS Warm and caring are your most endearing characteristics. You get on well with most people because you're bisexual. You hardly ever wear underwear and you constantly smell of piss. GEMINI Your star sign denotes an air of duality in your character. Simply, you're a neurotic schizophrenic. A real f*cking weirdo, the type of person who'd kill them self to win a bet. CANCER You have a businesslike attitude to life and a knack for making money. You're an unscrupulous bastard who would sell relative's limbs to buy a mobile phone. You are likely to be murdered. LEO The adventurous type, always looking for thrills and willing to try anything. In other words, stupid. You have the IQ of a garden snail and will never amount to anything. Most Leos are living on the welfare. VIRGO You like the good things in life and you know how to enjoy them. But you're prone to bull****ting and you're a cheap bastard. Virgo men are usually queers and the majority of Virgo women are whores. LIBRA You are the forgiving type and you don't bear grudges. This makes you an asshole. For your entire life people will make a complete prick out of you. Nobody will go to your funeral. SCORPIO You are sharp, a quick thinker and good at puzzles. However these are your only good traits. You screw small animals and love picking your nose. You should become a stunt performer with no helmet. SAGITTARIUS You are the romantic mushy type, soft-hearted and a lover of the arts. You are likely to import Dutch pornography and sex toys. Men even willing to rent Sleepless In Seattle to increase your odds for a romp in the sack. CAPRICORN You are deep and personal in your thoughts, the quiet type. A mean self-centered **** and a closet homosexual. Your best friend is probably an altar boy. AQUARIUS You are the academic type and will probably end up working in the legal system. This means you are an absolute pervert, at the least a transvestite. Your ideal sexual partner is a Labrador puppy wearing fishnet tights. PISCES You are the eternal optimist, seeing the best of any situation. You have no grasp of reality and live in a dream world. Most people consider you to be the greatest living moron. You will continually fail. You're a prick.   |
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I'm Aquarius, LOL!
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Sagittarius
Where's all the Men with the Sleepless in Seattle DVD????
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I'm Aquarius, LOL! See you at the wedding.
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Taurus here...
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virgo here & that isn't me good one tom
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Cute, but oh so wrong wouldn't even think about taking my life on a bet But men that annoy me ( not a bad thought at times )  Tehehe |
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 Capricorn!!
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SCORPIO You are sharp, a quick thinker and good at puzzles. However these are your only good traits. and love picking your nose. how did you guess lol jj |
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VIRGO
You like the good things in life and you know how to enjoy them. But you're prone to bull****ting and you're a cheap bastard. Virgo men are usually queers and the majority of Virgo women are whores. Hummm partly true all except this part: Virgo women are whores. if so then I sure can't remember getting any lately lmao
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it just aint me. sorry im not into beastality.
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