I found that way back.. around 1997 or so... I had to dig in my archived favorites to find it again. Scary huh?

My condulances Mikey!

I wonder if they have made any improvements since then? like maybe remote operated... or the self-cleaning... uh.. nevermind lol

This is why you don't get nice things.

My issues with this concept are not limited to these few, but are certainly worth noting.

From an engineering standpoint.. 5 volts at 50 watts in combination with lubricant and body fluid, could very well end up in a sort of electronic castration.

I'll be needing to include a box of latex gloves to my bag of tricks I haul around to my clients.

This could drain internal bandwidth, productivity and cause drastic rewrites in the employee manual regarding fraternization in more then a few corporate buildings I'm familiar with.

If someone actually does go and design something like this... My rate card will have a statement on the end.
"I will not sell, service or warrant any machine equipped with a FUFME device"

roflmao, awww come on jist, whynot? It all wipes right off

It's all for the best Mikey,she's nothing but as bunch of hot air anyway