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Topic: Shes gone
Jistme Joined Wed 10/31/07 Posts: 2991	Mon 02/04/08 07:38 AM
Might I suggest a more high tech approach. http://www.onzin.nl/fufme/index.shtml.htm Let us know how it works out. Personally speaking... I wouldn't try it with yours... let alone mine!

tigerman1956 Joined Fri 08/18/06 Posts: 11768	Mon 02/04/08 07:39 AM
MIKEY, I'M SORRY FOR YOUR LOSE, ........ HOWEVER IF IT HELPS, I HAVE AN EXTRA GOODYEAR TIRE THAT I'M NOT USING YOUR WELCOME TO IT

Myisland50 Joined Thu 07/19/07 Posts: 6517	Mon 02/04/08 07:51 AM
MIKEY, I'M SORRY FOR YOUR LOSE, ........ HOWEVER IF IT HELPS, I HAVE AN EXTRA GOODYEAR TIRE THAT I'M NOT USING YOUR WELCOME TO IT I think Mikey prefers Michelin woman

Mikey117 Joined Mon 11/20/06 Posts: 23736	Mon 02/04/08 07:55 AM
MIKEY, I'M SORRY FOR YOUR LOSE, ........ HOWEVER IF IT HELPS, I HAVE AN EXTRA GOODYEAR TIRE THAT I'M NOT USING YOUR WELCOME TO IT I think Mikey prefers Michelin woman As long as they can be inflated"!!!

Myisland50 Joined Thu 07/19/07 Posts: 6517	Mon 02/04/08 07:57 AM
MIKEY, I'M SORRY FOR YOUR LOSE, ........ HOWEVER IF IT HELPS, I HAVE AN EXTRA GOODYEAR TIRE THAT I'M NOT USING YOUR WELCOME TO IT I think Mikey prefers Michelin woman As long as they can be inflated"!!! Geez,,I wish it was that easy Hey, Mikey,,look at it this way,,,men are always wanting newer models,,I think they've upgraded since your last blow up

Mikey117 Joined Mon 11/20/06 Posts: 23736	Mon 02/04/08 07:59 AM
MIKEY, I'M SORRY FOR YOUR LOSE, ........ HOWEVER IF IT HELPS, I HAVE AN EXTRA GOODYEAR TIRE THAT I'M NOT USING YOUR WELCOME TO IT I think Mikey prefers Michelin woman As long as they can be inflated"!!! Geez,,I wish it was that easy Hey, Mikey,,look at it this way,,,men are always wanting newer models,,I think they've upgraded since your last blow up Ya meen that dont have beehive hairdos anymore?

Myisland50 Joined Thu 07/19/07 Posts: 6517	Mon 02/04/08 08:05 AM
nope,, and they repair themselves

Mikey117 Joined Mon 11/20/06 Posts: 23736	Mon 02/04/08 08:07 AM
do they have any other models beside the Janet Reno Doll?

Myisland50 Joined Thu 07/19/07 Posts: 6517	Mon 02/04/08 08:09 AM
do they have any other models beside the Janet Reno Doll? Yup,, They just came out with Condelece Rice,,and I beleive theres a Hilary model being developed. Bill wouldn't let go of the rights to Monica however

Mikey117 Joined Mon 11/20/06 Posts: 23736	Mon 02/04/08 08:12 AM
do they have any other models beside the Janet Reno Doll? Yup,, They just came out with Condelece Rice,,and I beleive theres a Hilary model being developed. Bill wouldn't let go of the rights to Monica however thats O K Monica doesnt Inhale!!!!

Myisland50 Joined Thu 07/19/07 Posts: 6517	Mon 02/04/08 08:16 AM
do they have any other models beside the Janet Reno Doll? Yup,, They just came out with Condelece Rice,,and I beleive theres a Hilary model being developed. Bill wouldn't let go of the rights to Monica however thats O K Monica doesnt Inhale!!!! ya, but they taught her how to swallow OMG,,that was BAD huh?

Mikey117 Joined Mon 11/20/06 Posts: 23736	Mon 02/04/08 08:19 AM
do they have any other models beside the Janet Reno Doll? Yup,, They just came out with Condelece Rice,,and I beleive theres a Hilary model being developed. Bill wouldn't let go of the rights to Monica however thats O K Monica doesnt Inhale!!!! ya, but they taught her how to swallow OMG,,that was BAD huh? Well, she must drip cause some ended up on her dress!!!

Nickinolosers Joined Thu 06/07/07 Posts: 15208	Mon 02/04/08 08:29 AM
this Monica inhales but does not drip <<<<<<~~~~~~~~~~~ not inflatable either

gdr441 Joined Wed 11/21/07 Posts: 1009	Mon 02/04/08 08:32 AM
tina can be ur replacement

daniel48706 Joined Fri 03/16/07 Posts: 8566	Mon 02/04/08 08:36 AM
Might I suggest a more high tech approach. http://www.onzin.nl/fufme/index.shtml.htm Let us know how it works out. Personally speaking... I wouldn't try it with yours... let alone mine! OMFG where did you find this site at?! lmao

Mikey117 Joined Mon 11/20/06 Posts: 23736	Mon 02/04/08 08:40 AM
this Monica inhales but does not drip <<<<<<~~~~~~~~~~~ not inflatable either Your my kind of girl!!!!

shoes4rhon Joined Sat 02/02/08 Posts: 3411	Mon 02/04/08 08:41 AM
I am so sorry for your tragic and untimely loss .. Suicide leaves us with lots of unanswered questions .. Try and remember it is not your fault .. She was unstable, and prob had some deep seated repressed memories from when she was a bicycle tube, if you believe in that whole recycling thing.. though it is hard just thing that one day when you open the top of some tupperwear you will be filled with her memory.. take some time maybe journal a bit , let those around you help you with arrangements and the day to day and give yourself permission to grieve - try and celebrate her life..... can I get an amen

Mikey117 Joined Mon 11/20/06 Posts: 23736	Mon 02/04/08 08:54 AM
AMEN!!!! And a little woman, too!!!

kittylickingisfun Joined Thu 01/03/08 Posts: 108	Mon 02/04/08 10:12 AM
I sorry to say she has already been recycled. there is one good then about... She has been recycled in to condoms! Now when you are with a non-inflatable woman you can be with your lost love at the same time, a threesome!

Mikey117 Joined Mon 11/20/06 Posts: 23736	Mon 02/04/08 10:40 AM
And there would be no fight as to whose gonna be in the middle!!!!