Topic: Shocking news!!!
MrBuccio's photo
Sat 02/02/08 10:46 PM
Did you guys see the news last night? They said that the government is going to build 8 foot walls around all the cemeteries in the country. They said it was because people are dying to get in.

fastlinnie's photo
Sat 02/02/08 10:46 PM
laugh laugh laugh laugh

ephraimglass's photo
Sat 02/02/08 11:41 PM
Don't believe these lies! The government is building these walls to contain the inevitable zombie uprising. They've been experimenting with mutagenic chemicals and engineered viruses since the mid 1960's. They've met with mixed success and have also been extremely incautious regarding disposal of failed experiments and dangerous cocktails of supersoldier formulae. It is only a matter of time before these factors cause the widespread reanimation of thousands of undead.