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Topic: HEY U.K.
Pete026 Joined Sun 10/14/07 Posts: 14799	Mon 10/27/08 05:41 PM
... a Doris Day bar

BonnyMiss Joined Thu 05/10/07 Posts: 15342	Mon 10/27/08 05:44 PM
He had such a good time dancing with the ice cream freezers, they plied him with Mother's Ruin.He even let them play with his Khyber Pass .............

Pete026 Joined Sun 10/14/07 Posts: 14799	Mon 10/27/08 05:49 PM
But he knew deep inside he was not a Perry Como, and feeling rather disturbed he went and found a One Time Looker to have Posh & Becks with...

BonnyMiss Joined Thu 05/10/07 Posts: 15342	Mon 10/27/08 05:57 PM
Because the One Time looker hadn't many Hillman Hunters for the day she took him home to her Garden Gate ............

Pete026 Joined Sun 10/14/07 Posts: 14799	Mon 10/27/08 06:01 PM
... and gave him a Melvyn Bragg he wouldn't forget in a long Lager and Lime...

BonnyMiss Joined Thu 05/10/07 Posts: 15342	Mon 10/27/08 06:06 PM
He had hickeys all over his Gregory Peck, bite marks on his Hammer and Tack and a funny smell on his Strange And Weird, he didn't think he could have so much fun on a Skein-Of-Thread..............

Pete026 Joined Sun 10/14/07 Posts: 14799	Mon 10/27/08 06:12 PM
.. Just then, the Cold Chill bursted through her Roger Moore yelling "Bacardi Breeze you dirty Merchant Banker!"

BonnyMiss Joined Thu 05/10/07 Posts: 15342	Mon 10/27/08 06:19 PM Edited by BonnyMiss on Mon 10/27/08 06:19 PM
Quick as a Pie and Mash the Pot and Pan jumped up and pulled a Drum and Fife from under the Skein-Of-Thread............

Pete026 Joined Sun 10/14/07 Posts: 14799	Mon 10/27/08 06:21 PM
He held it to the One Time Looker's Billy Goat, declaring, "Get out or she's Right Said Fred!"

BonnyMiss Joined Thu 05/10/07 Posts: 15342	Mon 10/27/08 06:27 PM
Now,now Currant Bun, said the Grasshopper, drop that Drum and Fife, you can't go around hurting others in their own Pope In Rome, I'll cut you some slack if you just.....

Pete026 Joined Sun 10/14/07 Posts: 14799	Mon 10/27/08 06:30 PM
... if you just Rattle and Hum quietly, there'll be no Barney Rubble...

BonnyMiss Joined Thu 05/10/07 Posts: 15342	Mon 10/27/08 06:42 PM
The Pot and Pan dropped the Drum and Fife, the Grasshopper put some hand cuffs on him, placed him in the Grasshopper's Danny Mar and took him to Bucket and Pail, little did he know this was only the beginning of his Barney Rubble..........

Pete026 Joined Sun 10/14/07 Posts: 14799	Mon 10/27/08 06:51 PM
.. after a few weeks in Bucket and Pail he was up before the Chocolate Fudge, who sent him to do Porrige in Boom and Mizzen...

BonnyMiss Joined Thu 05/10/07 Posts: 15342	Mon 10/27/08 06:55 PM
Where he met Bubba, now Bubba was a very friendly Rob Roy. All muscles and completely Radio Rental.............

Pete026 Joined Sun 10/14/07 Posts: 14799	Mon 10/27/08 06:57 PM
I think I'm all Cockney-Rhyming-Slanged out for tonight. bows down to the Queen of Rhyming Slang Let's pick this story up tomorrow, G'night BonnyMiss

BonnyMiss Joined Thu 05/10/07 Posts: 15342	Mon 10/27/08 08:07 PM
I think I'm all Cockney-Rhyming-Slanged out for tonight. bows down to the Queen of Rhyming Slang Let's pick this story up tomorrow, G'night BonnyMiss Yes, let's Robin Hood Fright Pet, Have a pleasant Bo Peep

Pete026 Joined Sun 10/14/07 Posts: 14799	Tue 10/28/08 04:14 PM
Hey UK How are you all today? I hope you're ok

BonnyMiss Joined Thu 05/10/07 Posts: 15342	Tue 10/28/08 04:16 PM
Hey UK How are you all today? I hope you're ok In fine fettle my dear, couldn't be better, and you?

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Tue 10/28/08 04:16 PM Edited by Dan99 on Tue 10/28/08 04:17 PM
Damn! I missed the ****..ney blow out! That really gets on my West Ham Reserves when i do that!

BonnyMiss Joined Thu 05/10/07 Posts: 15342	Tue 10/28/08 04:19 PM
Damn! I missed the **..ney blow out! That really gets on my West Ham Reserves when i do that! Hey Dan ! Nice to see your Chevy chase. We've actually** gone 13 pages !!!!