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I think i tried a couple of pages back to entice the yanks to post in here by being very offensive to them. But that didnt work.
Maybe i wasnt being offensive enough. Maybe they are so stupid from all the inbreeding that they didnt understand my comments.. |
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I think i tried a couple of pages back to entice the yanks to post in here by being very offensive to them. But that didnt work. Maybe i wasnt being offensive enough. Maybe they are so stupid from all the inbreeding that they didnt understand my comments.. LMAOOOOOOO!! 
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She searched the highlands of Scotland, the lowlands of Wales, the emerald cities of Ireland, she then went to London to see the Queen .................. The Queen suggested that she tried searching online for that special one, so she signed up with Mingle2... |
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I think i tried a couple of pages back to entice the yanks to post in here by being very offensive to them. But that didnt work. Maybe i wasnt being offensive enough. Maybe they are so stupid from all the inbreeding that they didnt understand my comments.. They don't understand English, especially the Scouse sort |
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They don't understand English, especially the Scouse sort Oh great, now I have no hope 
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She searched the highlands of Scotland, the lowlands of Wales, the emerald cities of Ireland, she then went to London to see the Queen .................. The Queen suggested that she tried searching online for that special one, so she signed up with Mingle2... Boy, oh boy, did she have an adventure on Mingle. She got to try "Mutual Match" "Rate My Profile" "Is the person above kissable,etc,etc" ................... |
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Boy, oh boy, did she have an adventure on Mingle. She got to try "Mutual Match" "Rate My Profile" "Is the person above kissable,etc,etc" ................... ... But she soon realised that this was no help at all, so she started posting on the forums hoping that someone would see how witty and clever she was.... |
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Boy, oh boy, did she have an adventure on Mingle. She got to try "Mutual Match" "Rate My Profile" "Is the person above kissable,etc,etc" ................... ... But she soon realised that this was no help at all, so she started posting on the forums hoping that someone would see how witty and clever she was.... It didn't work for her in the "Mutual Match" threads nor did it work for her in the "Secret Crush " thread, so she decided to play in the "Games" thread. There, she met some other "wordy" others.............. |
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It didn't work for her in the "Mutual Match" threads nor did it work for her in the "Secret Crush " thread, so she decided to play in the "Games" thread. There, she met some other "wordy" others.............. ... who understood that she was intelligent, not some bimbo to be toyed with, but everyone she met lived at least a thousand miles away... |
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It didn't work for her in the "Mutual Match" threads nor did it work for her in the "Secret Crush " thread, so she decided to play in the "Games" thread. There, she met some other "wordy" others.............. ... who understood that she was intelligent, not some bimbo to be toyed with, but everyone she met lived at least a thousand miles away... Armed with this information that everyone she met lived beyond her reach, she went to consult the Great Lexus Maximus who is a dab hand at attracting and repelling people who lived zillions of miles away from him.............. |
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Armed with this information that everyone she met lived beyond her reach, she went to consult the Great Lexus Maximus who is a dab hand at attracting and repelling people who lived zillions of miles away from him.............. ... and so she was matched with a farwaway guy, who seemed so right at first.... |
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Armed with this information that everyone she met lived beyond her reach, she went to consult the Great Lexus Maximus who is a dab hand at attracting and repelling people who lived zillions of miles away from him.............. ... and so she was matched with a farwaway guy, who seemed so right at first.... He would have been ideal had he spoken the same language as herself which was Wozelize ............. |
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He would have been ideal had he spoken the same language as herself which was Wozelize ............. But unfortunately he spoke Cockney-eese, and they could not understand each other... |
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Well I'll be bum-swizzled and Bozzy MCoo! After all the trouble she took to get to that there London ! Because they did not speak the same language,he ushered here into a rub-a-dub where they had a Leo Sayer, he was rather hoping to get her to Uncle Ted.....................
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... He was hoping she'd like a suck on his Blackpool Rock, but the best he got was a Hit and Miss on the Once a Week...
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Fed up, he hailed an Andy Mcnab and left her in the rub-a-dub on her Jack Jones, she did not notice she was being watched by a geezer who had just got out of the clink .............
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...Little did she know that this geezer was Chicken Jalfrezi about her, if only he had the Niagra Falls to tell her...
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After a couple of jars, he decided to approach her for a top hat.............
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Edited by
Pete026
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Mon 10/27/08 05:33 PM
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... But he fumbled his d!cky Birds and ended up looking like a proper Garden Tool...
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He pulled up his round the houses, brushed off his Claire Rayners, straightened his ****ie Dirt, smoothed his Barnet Fair and headed straight for...............
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