Topic: Globalization?
catchme_ifucan's photo
Sat 12/09/06 05:49 AM


Finally, a definition of globalization I can understand and relate to.

Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?

Answer: Princess Diana's death.

Question: How come?

Answer: An English princess

with an Egyptian boyfriend

crashes in a French tunnel,

driving a German car

with a Dutch engine,

driven by a Belgian who was drunk

on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the spelling)

followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,

on Japanese motorcycles;

treated by an American doctor,

using Brazilian medicines.

This is sent to you by an Englishman,

using Bill Gates's technology,

and you're probably reading this on your computer,

that use Taiwanese chips,

and a Korean monitor,

assembled by Bangladeshi workers

in a Singapore plant,

transported by Indian lorry-drivers,

hijacked by Indonesians,

unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,

and trucked to you by Mexican illegals.....

That, my friends, is Globalization!



chismah's photo
Sat 12/09/06 05:52 AM
Sorry, but I have to Disagree with you're explination of Globalization.

BillRoot's photo
Sat 12/09/06 06:00 AM
after all that im too drunk to check the spelling.lol

iceprincess's photo
Sat 12/09/06 06:53 AM
i have to agree i think every country was covered with the exception of
africa but i could be wrong

catchme_ifucan's photo
Sat 12/09/06 07:45 AM
they did the money laundering!!!

karmafury's photo
Sat 12/09/06 08:09 AM
Where's Canada? Remember NAFTA? We protest.

Gryphyn's photo
Sat 12/09/06 12:32 PM
Canada has always been last, Hasn't it?