Always a fun topic I think... here's a couple of mine...

Me: "Excuse me, how much do you think a polar bear weighs?"
Them: "Huh??"
Me: "Enough to break the ice, at least... Hi, I'm Rob"


Or for the one you already broke the ice with....

Me: "How do you think a cat would cross a river?"
Them: *confused look*
Me: *reach for their hand* "Well here..." *Run a finger over a line in their hand* "Here's the river." *point to one side of the line* "And here's the cat... how do you think he'd cross?"

As they come up with different answers, come up with reasons why it wouldn't work.

Finally, when they give up on trying to answer and ask you why, you answer: "I don't know, I just wanted to hold your hand".

I just tell him if you buy me dinner I'll cook you breakfast

I always use:

"Invaders from Mars have landed!
But don't worry, I'll protect YOU!"





Yeah, I'm still dateless...

Rofl
How bout you sit in my lap and we talk about the first thing that pops up.

Or I just randomly yell out the word ****, as i walk up to the bar, and then when they ask whats wrong, I say "well i've just met the most beautiful woman in the world, and I forgot to bring my autograph book"

Corniest one I have been told:

"I lost my number, can I have yours?"

Yes someone actually asked me that

ahaha those are pretty good.
never heard them before

consider yourself lucky hehe

Hey, is that a run in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?

You know you want me...

This of course hasn't worked yet, but I still try it now and again.

Your mouth says "No" but your eyes say "Hell, No."

OMG Wiley, you SAY that to people????

"So I woke up this morning and there was a purple spotted giraffe in my shower, and when I asked him what he was doing there, he said... HI!"

If I wrote the alphabet, I would have put U and I together...

If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

Well that didn't last long, did it?

"Hi! Remember me?"
"No..."
"That's because you haven't met me yet, but I bet you'll remember me next time."

*Walk away, turn around and come back again*

"Hi! Remember me?"

HILLBILLY FORPLAY, <<GET IN THE TRUCK *****>>i know pretty bad ,huh?

you taste as good as you look??

"Do you know the true meaning of beauty?"

"Because I was hoping to hear it from the source..."