Lets flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours

Hi. You don't know me, but I'm (name) and I'll be your stalker this evening.

hi names jay

(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.

Miss, If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Here is $11. Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to me.

When it comes to pick-up lines, men are ingenious in that they can come up with the most original thoughts. Here are two that I think are clever and funny.

I was having lunch and a guy came over to me and told me that he had almost won the lottery .... missed it by one number. But his gut is telling him that he is going to win the lottery today and the winning number is my phone number. So, would I please give him my phone number, and meet him tomorrow for lunch and he will split the winnings with me. If he doesn't win, he'll buy me lunch as a consolation prize.

Another funny pick-up line .... I was at a dance club dancing with someone. A guy cut in on us, saying he was my lawyer and he had been trying to reach me all day about an urgent matter. He put his arm around my waist and wisked me off to the center of the dance floor. I started laughing, telling him that he was mistaken, that he was not my attorney. He grinned back and I realized it was all a big pick-up line.

Oh a VERY interesting one I actually saw a buddy of mine do once...

We were at a sports bar, and he put a menu on the ground by his bar stool, then called over a woman bartender and had her stand next to him looking at a menu in his hands.

"Can I have anything on the menu?" he asked..

"Of course" The bartender replied.

Then he looked down at the menu she was standing on and said "Then I'll take you"

They went out the next night, lol.

"Let's play house... you be the screen door and I'll bang you all night long."

<licks finger, presses it to her shoulder> "We should really get you out of these wet clothes."

Good ones, very good ones

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jaceknows.... copied/pasted your post,

Let's play house... you be the screen door and I'll bang you all night long."

<licks finger, presses it to her shoulder> "We should really get you out of these wet clothes."

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are you serious? if a guy said that to me, he'd have fingerprints on his face for a week from the intensity of the slap I gave him. that is really disgusting for a guy to walk up to a woman he doesn't know and say something like that, even if it is in jest. that guy crossed a line that should never have been crossed.

Your name must be VISA cause your everywhere I want to be.

If you were a library book I'd check you out.

Can we go home and have sex if I promise you it wont mean nothin to me?

Stand behind a woman in a bar and when she asks "are you staring at me" say "No but you are the prettiest stool sample I have ever seen" (that one hasnt worked for me yet)

Me: *walking up to girl* "Wow, you must be really tired"

Girl: *puzzled* "Why?"

Me: Well you've been running through my mind all day....

there's one i heard: "i like your legs, when do they open?"

lol clever AND cute