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Do you want to talk to this hand tallguy????
<----- Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh and tell the diary everything!!! Ummmmmmm gimme a hint.......someone on this site or the ex wife???
is it that obvious ??? .... my EX is a PUCK HEAD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Dear diary.......suddenly I want to sing "Six white boomers".......is this wrong?
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Rolf Harris?
YES I think it was ... sometimes my elevator does NOT go to the top .. thanks 1-800gypsy
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I think someone needs to get laid..... not mentioning any names though TTO....
I SAID PARDON ????.... yes ma'am ... can I put my order in NOW ???
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sOOOOOOO the ex prolly wants more money......orrrrrrrrrr just wants to be annnnnnnnnnnn azzhead?
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Dear diary.........I think Tallguy needs a couple of ........
HAPPY MEALS!!!
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toys included!!
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I think someone needs to get laid..... not mentioning any names though TTO....
I SAID PARDON ????.... yes ma'am ... can I put my order in NOW ???
But WAIT .... what do I get if I order today before Noon PST ??... extra Dr Ho neck massager ??
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sOOOOOOO the ex prolly wants more money......orrrrrrrrrr just wants to be annnnnnnnnnnn azzhead?
can't get blood from a stone .... ...ever the phrase, " pound of flesh " ??........
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Omg you want my johnson???
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Mornin' Purple!
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Dear diary.........people shouldnt talk to their exes or family members that pizzzzzzz them off!!
Morning Purple
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Omg you want my johnson???
re: the Guess Who .... " got one already " ...
Oh you meant heating pad ??? DOH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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PURPLE ..... WAKE UP !!! ** pokes in the eye with cheese grader from HER purse ** |
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toys included!!
Oh my ... toys
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PURPLE ..... WAKE UP !!! ** pokes in the eye with cheese grader from HER purse ** SO YOUR THE ONE!!! my eyes look like they've been cheese grated........
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ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM TRYING TO WRAP JOHNSON AROUND MY NECK AND CLIP IT BUT ITS NOT WORKING!!! I NEED DUCT TAPE!!!
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That must be a HELL of a Johnson , Johnson
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.... my EX is a PUCK HEAD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
