Had me a Private Party

Gather round for this story
The night of the infamous dancing girlie
When over indulgence lead to calamity
She became a real beauty
Nails painted in sultry ruby
Luscious lips made pouty
Cheeks stained to look rosy
Eyes tinted all silvery
The figure rather busty
A scarlet negligee getting shouts of glee
It came with matching panty
Dollars tucked in a lacy garter as should be
Hips nice and curvy
Closer inspection of our lady
Reveals that in reality
Our dancer was no she
I got pictures care to see?

No thank you but that was clever.

Hummm good one tho

welcome to the site as well