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Topic: Synonyms For Drunk
uk1971 Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 22015	Wed 01/30/08 07:45 PM
A bit on A couple of chapters into the novel A public mess A weeble (you know, they wobble but they don't fall down) About gone About right Afflicted Afloat Alcoholized Alcoholled Alkied-up All gone All gowed up Ambushed Annihilated At peace with the floor Backwards Banged up on sauce (England) Bassackwards Beerified Behind the cork Beligerant Belted Bent Besoffen (German) Besotted Bezopen (Flemish) Bibacious Blackout Drive (GI term) Bladdered Blasted Bleary Eyed Blitzed Blitzkrieged Blobbin' Blotto (Ireland) Blowin' a 2 Blowin' beer bubbles Blown-away Boiled Bolloxed (Ireland) Bombarded Bombed Boozed-up Borracho (Spanish) Brahms and List (pissed cockney ryming slang east London) Brandy-faced Broken Buckled (Ireland) Bull-dozed Bullet (Tennessee) Butt wasted Buzzed Can't see a hole in a ladder Canceled Caught the Irish flu Chemically enhanced Chemically imbalanced Cckeyed Cognacked Comblasted Comblinded Corked-up Count Drunkula Cracked Cranked Crocked Crushed Cued up Dead to the world Derailed Disorderly Dizzy as a coot Down the creek Drita (Norwegian) Driving home 'cause I can't **ing walk Drucking Funk Drunk as a ships cat (Newcastle, England) Drunk as a hand cart (Newcastle, England) Drunk as a skunk Drunkity drunk Drunky drunk Embalmed Envergado (Honduran) Fears no man Feeling Irish Feeling no pain Fermented Fired-up Flambï¿½d Floatin' Floored Flutered (Ireland) Fractured Frayed Fried Fubar Fcked up Fully kroizoned Furschnickered Gansado (Portuguese) Gassed Gassosa (Italian) Gilded Ginned-up Glazed Goggled Gone Gone Borneo Gonzo Good to go Greased Had tutu (two too) many Half-cocked Half-cut (Ireland) Half-gone Hammered Happy Has a package on Has a perma smile Hooched-up Horizontal How-came-you-so? Hummin' Humored Hurting a turtle Imbibed Impaired In a ditch In his cups In rare form In the ozone In the gutter Inebriated Influenced Intoxed Intoxicated Invincible Jacked Jazzed Jazzed-up Jiggered JD'd to the max Juiced Just south of bejesus K.O.'d Keilazarus (Holland) Keyed La Femme Drunkita Lazarus (Holland) Leaked Leanin' Leg-less Licked Liquored up Lit Lit up Langered (Ireland) Loaded Locked (Ireland) Logged (Canadian, eh) Looking like "Weekend At Bernie's" Looped Lubed up Lubricated Lushed Lushed-up Mareado (Spanish) Marinated Massacred Merry (Ireland: drunk but can still walk) Messed up Mingin'(Scotland) Mortal drunk (Newcastle, England) Not so Farfrompuken Nuked Off of his trolley Off ya face (Australia) Off ya nut (Australia) Ossified (Ireland) Out of his mind Out of his tree (Australia) Out of it Paralatic (Ireland) Pealaid (S. Louisiana) Pickled Pie eyed Pissed Pissed as a fart Pissed as a newt Pissed out his face Pissin' Plastered Plowed over Poegaai (South Africa) Poisoned Polluted Possessed Put one on Quaffed Rat-arsed (London) Redirected Reekin' (Scottish) Ripped Roaring (Ireland) Rocked Rooked Roped Ruined Rummed-up Saturated Sauced Schlonkered Schnockered Schtumphy Schwacked Screwed Scuppered Seasoned Seeing triple Shellacked Shickered (Australia) ** faced **housed Silly Slambasted Slammed Slappin' happy Slickered Slobbered Sloppy Sloshed Slozzled Smashed Smoked Smuckered Smurfed Up Snockered So lit you could read by him So wet he ripples Soaked Sodden Sotally Tober Sotted Soused Sozzled Spanked Squashed Squiffy Stewed Stinko Stinky Stocious (Ireland) Stonato (Italian) Stoned Stooped Strontzat (Flemish) Stuk in men Kloten (Flemish) Stupid Stupified Sunk Tanglefooted Tanked Tanked-up Tatered Tepo (Spanish) Three sheets to the wind Throwed off Tied one on Tipped Tipsey To' up from the flo' up Toasted Topped off Torqued Totalled Toxed Toxic Trashed Trollied Trounced Trousered Tuned up Tweeked Umbriacco (Italian) Under the influence Under the table Unk-dray Unsober Vulcanized Wankered Wasted Wearing a wobbly boot (Australia) Well oiled Well-bottled Wet Whiskey-frisky Whiskeyfied Wicked retarded (Boston) Wired-up Wobbly Wrecked Ziced Zipped Zonked

peachiegirl28 Joined Sun 09/16/07 Posts: 19292	Wed 01/30/08 07:47 PM
tennessee is not the bullet.....were the shiners

1956deluxe Joined Thu 12/06/07 Posts: 8559	Wed 01/30/08 07:47 PM
Yup, I think you got most of them.

bgeorge Joined Fri 09/14/07 Posts: 7850	Wed 01/30/08 07:49 PM
lol...think i've been all of those at one time or another

yvory Joined Tue 01/15/08 Posts: 251	Wed 01/30/08 07:54 PM
i like the schlonkered one and wicked retarded thanks for sharing, i will definitly end up using some of these terms when i'm drunk of course! i can't wait.

Ravat51 Joined Wed 01/09/08 Posts: 3	Wed 01/30/08 07:55 PM
you forgot pissed as a parrot

Josiah2112 Joined Sun 11/11/07 Posts: 159	Thu 01/31/08 02:24 AM
useless. We always said...right before a party, "let's get useless."

blonderockermom Joined Wed 08/08/07 Posts: 6886	Thu 01/31/08 02:55 AM


Mundote Joined Thu 07/05/07 Posts: 327	Thu 01/31/08 06:26 AM
Awesome list. "A couple of chapters into the novel." LMAO!