You know your a redneck if...

You've hit on somebody in a VD clinic.

Your father executes the "Pull my finger" trick during Christmas dinner.

You had romantic thoughts when you heard sheep bleat.

Your house doesn't have curtains but your truck does.

You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.

You can spit without opening your mouth.

You consider your license plate personalized because your …father…made…it.

Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You sit on your roof at Christmas time hoping to fill your….deer….quota.

You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Cool Whip…on…the….side.

The biggest city you've ever been to is Wal-Mart.

You thought the Unabomber was a wrestler.

You've ever used your ironing board as a buffet table.

You think a quarter horse is that ride in front of K-Mart.

Your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings….you….home.

A tornado hits your neighborhood and does $100,000 worth of improvement.

You've used a toilet brush as a back scratcher.

You've asked the preacher "How's it hangin'?"

You missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty.

You think fast food is hitting a deer at 76 mph.

Somebody tells you that you've got something in you teeth and you take them out to see what it is.

omg

Its is offical....I'm a redneck

but i already new that

I'm surrounded by em
Thanks ya'll
Cooly

I knew I was a redneck,
but I didn't know it was that bad.



PMS

i used to consider myself a redneck but now lord i don't know if i am.