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thecoolyman · 2008-01-29T20:03:21-08:00

A lady at a party goes up to a man and tells him, "Sir, you are drunk." the man replies, "Madam, you are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober."

Topic: Being Drunk an a Ugly Woman
thecoolyman Joined Wed 11/14/07 Posts: 1688	Tue 01/29/08 08:03 PM
A lady at a party goes up to a man and tells him, "Sir, you are drunk." the man replies, "Madam, you are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober."

Wolfeyes58 Joined Tue 09/25/07 Posts: 5114	Tue 01/29/08 08:04 PM
That was cute...they all look purtier at closing time as the song says.

ReverendxSlaughter Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 103	Tue 01/29/08 08:05 PM
Thank you to Winston Churchill for that qoute.