One day I had to go to the Social Security Department to get a copy of my S.S. because my wallet was stolen. Earlier that day I had a steak and bean burrito. It started to kick in big time. It was making a comeback. When I was in the elevator nobody else was in there. So I decided to rip one out. As soon as it bursted out a huge lady walks into the elevator. A few seconds later she smelled the fumes. So she asked me " Did you fart?" Certainly did, I replied. You think I smell like this every day?

Did you really do that??

Teach you for farting in a small space