A man gets paid his first check at a new job, and decides to pay a visit to the local cathouse. Unsure of how the process works, he simply tells the Madam, "I have 600 dollars and I would like to have sex." A nearby woman hears him, drags him upstairs, takes his money, and rabbit f*cks him unitl he loses it after about 3 minutes.

Feeling bad, she offers him a manicure. Obliviously, he agrees, and he leaves a short time later sated and well-groomed.

About 3 days later, she sees him walking down the street, and still feeling guilty about taking advantage of him, decides to give him a freebie. But when he sees her, he desperately begins running the other way!

She chases him through backstreets and alleys, finally cornering him next to a rusted dumpster. She yells at him, "What the hell is wrong with you? Why are you running?"

He screams back, "I'm not talking to you, you crazy b1tch! You gave me crabs, and cut off my fingernails so I can't even scratch them!!!!!!!!!!!"

lol

nice u squiz how u been?

Pretty good and you? You down with the clown?