The Naked Cowboy
> >
> > The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the
> > street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the
> > walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and
> > his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
> > As he is locking him up, he asks "Why in the
> world are you dressed like this?"
> >
> > The Cowboy says:
> >
> > "Well it's like this Sheriff . I was in the
> > bar down the road and this pretty little red head
> > asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I
> > did.
> >
> > We go inside and she pulls off her top and
> > asks me to pull off my shirt. So I did.
> >
> > Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to
> > pull off my pants. So I did.
> >
> > Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to
> > pull off my shorts. So I did.
> > Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind
> > of sexy and says, "Now go to town cowboy ..."
> >
> > and here I am."
>
> Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist!