Topic: Funeral Procession, LOL
Friendsforlife13's photo
Sat 01/26/08 04:39 PM
A woman was leaving a convenience store with her
morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral
procession approaching the nearby cemetery.

A long black hearse was followed by a second long
black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one.
Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking
a pit bull on a leash.
Behind her, a short distance back, were about 200
women walking single file.

The woman couldn't stand her curiosity.

She respectfully approached the woman walking the dog
and said, "I am so sorry for your loss; I know now is a
bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral
like this. Whose funeral is it"?

"My husband's".

What happened to him"?

The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him".

She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second
hearse"?

The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying
to help my husband when the dog turned on her".

A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed
between the two women.

"Can I borrow the dog"?

"Get in line".

ladyblack67's photo
Sat 01/26/08 04:40 PM
laugh