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Topic: You are really ugly
uk1971 Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 22015	Sat 01/26/08 02:24 PM
A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a Parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said to Her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." Well, the lady is furious! She stormed past the store to her work. On the way home she saw the same parrot and it said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." She was incredibly angry now. The next day the same parrot again said to her, "Hey lady, You are really ugly." The lady was so ticked that she went into the store and said That she would sue the store and kill the bird. The store manager replied profusely and promised he would make sure The parrot didn't say it again. When the lady walked past the store that day after work the Parrot called to her, "Hey lady." She paused and said, "Yes?" The bird said, "You know."

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yashafox_F4X1 Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 2079	Sat 01/26/08 06:06 PM
That was a funny joke. The phrase "Give her the bird" comes to mind, but the parrot might not fare too well and he'd become a former parrot, a dead parrot, a stiff@ A used-to-be parrot. etc.

yashafox_F4X1 Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 2079	Sat 01/26/08 06:07 PM
It also brings to mind another one, though not as funny as yours, though I resemble that remark. Did you hear about the owl with laryngitis? He didn't give a hoot!

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