FUNNY---Ex-Girlfriend

A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and
the husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she
sits alone at a nearby table.
The wife asks, "Do you know her?"
"Yes," sighs the husband, "She's my ex-girlfriend. I understand she
took to drinking right after we split up seventeen years ago, and I hear
she hasn't been sober since."
"My Goodness!" says the wife, "Who would think a person could go on
celebrating that long?"

LOL!!! Thanks needed that one!!!

lol.