1. If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
2. I’d like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feedbag.
3. If it’s true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!
4. How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?
5. I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.
6. My love for you is like diarrhea-I just can’t hold it in.
7. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let’s go ****.
8. Is that a keg in your pants? ‘Cause I would love to tap that ass!
9. If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays?
10. You remind me of a championship bass-I don’t know whether to mount you or eat you!
11. Your parents must be retarded because you are special.
12. Could I touch your belly button . . . from the inside?
13. I’m not too good at algebra, but doesn’t U+I = 69?
14. How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open and I’ll put my head in.

lmao...now that's some funny sh*t

will you marry me????? plzzzzzzzzzz

OMG!!!!!!!! too too funny!! nice one!!

I like # 2.

loved these! thanks for sharing!

Cant wait to use those!

yeah i just said this on the other thread
hey yo,what up slut? let me get up in them guts.

Glad you liked those

lol

You are right, the would get someone killed.....