Topic: Hazardous Material
uk1971's photo
Fri 01/25/08 06:59 PM
HAZARDOUS MATERIALS



DATA SHEET

ANALYSIS

Element:
Woman

Symbol:


Discoverer:
Adam

Atomic Mass:
Accepted as 55kg, but known to vary from 45kg to 225kg

Occurrence:
Found in large quantities in urban areas with trace elements in outlying regions



Physical Properties

1. Surface normally covered with film of powder and paint.

2. Boils at absolutely nothing, freezes for no apparent reason.

3. Melts if given special treatment.

4. Bitter if used incorrectly.

5. Found in various grades ranging from virgin material to common ore.

6. Yields to pressure if expertly applied.

Chemical Properties

1. Affinity to gold, silver, platinum and all precious stones.

2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.

3. Explodes spontaneously without reason or warning.

4. Greatly increased activity when saturated with alcohol.

5. The most powerful money reducing agent known to man.

Common Use

1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.

2. Can be a great aid to relaxation.

3. Can be a very effective cleaning agent.

Tests

1. Pure specimens turn bright pink when found in their natural state.

2. Turns green when placed alongside a superior specimen.

Hazards:

1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.

2. Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come in direct contact with each other.

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MerryWidow's photo
Fri 01/25/08 07:05 PM
LOL.. very cute... now lets see one for men!

chuck366's photo
Fri 01/25/08 07:06 PM
lol

Twitch's photo
Fri 01/25/08 07:10 PM
Edited by Twitch on Fri 01/25/08 07:10 PM
Hey Tom; you're killing me guydevil

Now do one on the guys like Merry suggested -- I dare ya UKdevil

laugh laugh laugh laugh

uk1971's photo
Fri 01/25/08 07:12 PM

Hey Tom; you're killing me guydevil

Now do one on the guys like Merry suggested -- I dare ya UKdevil

laugh laugh laugh laugh


How can one be done for men when ADAM was the first? :tongue:

Twitch's photo
Fri 01/25/08 07:15 PM


Hey Tom; you're killing me guydevil

Now do one on the guys like Merry suggested -- I dare ya UKdevil

laugh laugh laugh laugh


How can one be done for men when ADAM was the first? :tongue:


Oh bite medevil
I'm sure you'll figure something out smart-ass
devil laugh laugh laugh laugh