When you have a, "I Hate My Job," day,
[even if retired you have those sometimes] try this:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the
Thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by
Johnson &
Johnson
Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your
doors,
Draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be
disturbed.
Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite
chair.
Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully
place it on
A table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or
broken.
Now the fun part begins.
Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You
will
Notice that in small print there is a statement:
'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is
personally tested
And then sanitized. '
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, I am so
glad I do
Not work in the thermometer quality control department at
Johnson &
Johnson.'
HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH
A JOB
THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE BUTT THAN YOURS

omg thats freaking hilarious! and rather disturbing... i guess my job isn't so bad

That's just gross
But I am going to pick one up today just to see
if it is true.

OMG!!! it is freakin funny. i will have a good day today knowin my job isnt that bad.lol.

Glad you guys are enjoying it, just don't use a Johnson and Johnson termometer.

I haven't personally puchased one for inspection but let me know if it's really says that.