A little boy comes home from school 1 day and asks his mum " hey mum, what does ****head mean?"
His mother replies " well son ****head means visitor, when you have someone over to your house thats a ****head."
The next day the little boy comes home and says" mum, what does **** mean?"
The mum says " sh!t means food son."
Next day he comes home and says " hey mum, what does f#@k mean?"
Mum says " f#@k means getting dressed."

The next weekend the mum is getting ready for a dinner party when the doorbell rings.
The little boy jumps up and runs to the door. he opens it and says" hello ****heads, sh!ts on the table, mums upstairs getting f#@ked!!

Kids say the darnedest things