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Happy: It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous 40. determined 41. true 42. dependable 43. passionate 44. compassionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 45. give her compliments regularly 46. love shopping 47. be honest 48. be very rich 49. not stress her out 50. not look at other girls AND AT THE SAME TIME, ALSO: 51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself 52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself 53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes IT IS VERY IMPORTANT: 54. Never to forget: * birthdays * anniversaries * arrangements she makes HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY: 1. Show up naked 2. Bring food Kat |
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HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY: 1. Show up naked 2. Bring food Kat |
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That about covers it
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I must be low maintenance or something cause I only need a few of those from the men. And I would hope he will love my mind a little after the food and sex....lol
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Is there an "almost happy" list?
or a "I can bear him" list? something for the rest of us? |
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ahaha. so true.
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I must be low maintenance or something cause I only need a few of those from the men. And I would hope he will love my mind a little after the food and sex....lol Oh dear, I guess that means I must be very high maintenance. Bleh. |
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Moon, in my list for you, those pitiful little scratches in the earth are but the preface.
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I am sure that is just the short list, must be 2x larger to keep them happy
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Moon, in my list for you, those pitiful little scratches in the earth are but the preface. Hmmm, is that good or bad? All I can say is no wonder I never find anyone around Omaha. Oh, no, it's because I hate the Huskers. That's why. |
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now this memo really needs to be faxed to every guy on the planet....starting...
now!! |
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Happy: It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous 40. determined 41. true 42. dependable 43. passionate 44. compassionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 45. give her compliments regularly 46. love shopping 47. be honest 48. be very rich 49. not stress her out 50. not look at other girls AND AT THE SAME TIME, ALSO: 51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself 52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself 53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes IT IS VERY IMPORTANT: 54. Never to forget: * birthdays * anniversaries * arrangements she makes HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY: 1. Show up naked 2. Bring food Kat hmm takes alot more than that to make me happy. |
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Happy: It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous 40. determined 41. true 42. dependable 43. passionate 44. compassionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 45. give her compliments regularly 46. love shopping 47. be honest 48. be very rich 49. not stress her out 50. not look at other girls AND AT THE SAME TIME, ALSO: 51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself 52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself 53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes IT IS VERY IMPORTANT: 54. Never to forget: * birthdays * anniversaries * arrangements she makes HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY: 1. Show up naked 2. Bring food Kat hmm takes alot more than that to make me happy. |
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see how simple it is
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See why you are all on a dating site
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see how simple it is I was being sarcastic note the icon there is not rolling eye icon seriously I think we all just need someone that will hold out hair while we puke it takes a special person to do that and I don't mean puking just from being drunk but all puking illness, morning sickness etc |
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Happy: It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous 40. determined 41. true 42. dependable 43. passionate 44. compassionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 45. give her compliments regularly 46. love shopping 47. be honest 48. be very rich 49. not stress her out 50. not look at other girls AND AT THE SAME TIME, ALSO: 51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself 52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself 53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes IT IS VERY IMPORTANT: 54. Never to forget: * birthdays * anniversaries * arrangements she makes HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY: 1. Show up naked 2. Bring food Kat If thats the case, she better get use to not being happy. |
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HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY: 1. Show up naked 2. Bring food Kat |
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HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY: 1. Show up naked 2. Bring food Kat Ummmmmm. Let me add, do not interrupt during the football, basketball and baseball games unless you are naked and the man is going to get a full dose of sex (including oral). |
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I don't know about this
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY: 1. Show up naked 2. Bring food But there is more to it then just showing up naked with food for me. But I think doing this simple 2 step to making a guy happy Is kinda funny. In some case's this may be true, But not this one sorry to say. |
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