Topic: the most functional word
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Thu 01/24/08 03:47 PM
THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD Well, it's ****... that's right, ****! **** may just be the most functional word in the English language. Consider: You can get ****-faced, Be ****-out-of-luck, Or have **** for brains. With a little effort, you can get your **** together, find a place for your ****, or be asked to **** or get off the pot. You can smoke ****, buy ****, sell ****, lose ****, find ****, forget ****, and tell others to eat ****. Some people know their ****, while others can't tell the difference between **** and shineola. There are lucky ****s, dumb ****s, and crazy ****s. There is bull ****, horse ****, and chicken ****. You can throw ****, sling ****, catch ****, shoot the ****, or duck when the **** hits the fan. You can give a **** or serve **** on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep **** or be happier than a pig in ****. Some days are colder than ****, some days are hotter than ****, and some days are just plain ****ty. Some music sounds like ****, things can look like ****, and there are times when you feel like ****. You can have too much ****, not enough ****, the right ****, the wrong **** or a lot of weird ****. You can carry ****, have a mountain of ****, or find yourself up **** creek without a paddle. Sometimes everything you touch turns to **** and other times you fall in a bucket of **** and come out smelling like a rose. When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language. And remember, once you know your ****, you don't need to know anything else!! You could p ass this along, if you give a ****; or not do so if you don't give a ****! Well ****, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a **** and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of ****. ; But, if you happened to catch a load of **** from some ****-head.......... Well, **** Happens!!!

irad8you's photo
Thu 01/24/08 03:48 PM
**** i'm dizzy lol

evilolive's photo
Thu 01/24/08 03:49 PM
no ****!

wildsideof35's photo
Thu 01/24/08 03:50 PM
**it I'm seeing stars.....ohwell

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Thu 01/24/08 03:52 PM
you can thank jsh for the stars...i didnt do that...lol

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Thu 01/24/08 03:53 PM
****, I'm sick, its ****!

Suzanne20's photo
Thu 01/24/08 03:53 PM
Holy **** that **** was funny!laugh