Q. What do blondes do after they comb their hair?
A. They pull up their pants.

Q. Why is 68 the maximum speed for blonds?
A. Because at 69 they blow a rod...

Q. What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
A. You can only put 3 fingers in a bowling ball.

Q. Why did they call the blonde "twinkie"?
A. She liked to be filled with cream.

Q. What did the blonde's mom say to her before the blonde's date?
A. If you're not in bed by 12, come home.

Q. What do you get when you cross a blonde and a gorilla?
A. Who knows, there is only so much a gorilla can be forced to do.

Q. Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month?
A. Because it says right on it "good for up to 20 pounds."

Q. How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
A. Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper

Q. What is the blonde's chronic speech impediment?
A. She can't say "No".

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours?
A: Because the can said "concentrate" on it.

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